Hollywood Promise For Katie Price

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Tuesday, 1 February 2011


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Shrinking violet Jordan, or Katie Price when she wants to be taken seriously, has just announced she is well on the way to becoming a Hollywood actress.

Speaking from the opening of an envelope in Covent Garden Katie said, 'I've been sent hundreds of interesting scripts and am sifting through the most suitable ones. This has always been a dream of mine to go into acting. It's not about being famous, anyone can do what I've done if they are desperate enough. I really feel I have a talent for acting and I promise all my fans out there that if the script dictates, my character will definitely keep her clothes on.'

Her U. S. agent Kenny Vegas acknowledged her speech to her fans and confirmed, 'Katie can't wait to hit the casting couch, she's going all the way. !'

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