Tom Jones In Sex Change Shocker

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Tuesday, 25 January 2011

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Sometimes headlines write themselves and here's one of those.Superstar and ladies heartthrob Tom Jones has bamboozled the medical world and undergone a sex-change.Welsh Crooner Jones, 84, is now a 22 year old Venezuelan supermodel.

Speaking from a penthouse in Las Vegas,Thomassina said, 'I've spent my life being adored by millions of elderly ladies, throwing all sorts of items of underwear at me at live shows. I just felt it was time to put something back into the celebrity industry and let men all over the world throw underpants at me for a change.I've got the money to do it so why not.I look fit,and to be honest I quite fancy myself. After all, I am a bit sexy.'

Speaking at a press conference this morning his mother Brenda said:

'I'm not sure this is a good idea.'

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