The Foreign Office has denied allegations that British Prisoners at Guantanamo Bay were subjected to Marmite. The use of Marmite is banned under the Geneva Convention as a cruel and unusual punishment, so any idea that the government has been awar...
David Sillyband the Foreign Minister has today admitted that the British government has a policy on torture and that this policy was effectively used in Pakistan. At the ongoing trial of Mohammed Biriyani........ who is accused of terrorism and...
(Crawford-Texas) Former President George W. Bush is wasting no time following in the author footsteps of other former Republican presidents like Richard Nixon. But as with his tenure in office, the book deal is not without controversy. The deal is fo...
Washington, D.C. - Overly concerned that no one in Washington, D.C. will be attending the anti-inauguration ball his was planning to throw for Barack Obama, just because of his recent confession on national TV of using torture to solicit information...
Former First US Grand Inquisitor, Donald Rumsfeld has confessed to his involvement in approving and encouraging the use of torture on POW's. Like many shameless criminals, Rummie has hired a team of psychiatrist to say thst he suffers from TOT, Toler...
The Channel Five mega viewer-pulling sadistic reality television show 'Unbreakable' is being sued in a class action suit by a group of masochistic celebrity contestants after several actually ended up 'Broken'. Ross Crunt, who plays the resident h...
Yesterday, the Olympics people, in an apparent nose-thumbing gesture to China, unanimously decided to award Olympic medals to political detainees who were jailed and allegedly tortured when they attempted to apply for a political protest permit durin...
Congress today overrode President George Bush's veto of a Barack Obama bill to close two sources of major water torture of Muslim and Massachusetts constituents. In Massachusetts the Turnpike Authority's massive $14.5 billion dollar dripping high...
OTTAWA (FMLiveWire) - Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper has strongly voiced his support of the torture and prosecution of Canadian children at Guantanamo Bay by the US military.
A lucky British man escaped being cut in half by a giant laser while strapped to a metal table by a wealthy German evil genius. James Bond was captured and taken to a top-secret lair located inside an artificial volcano, where he was...
The daughter of President George W Bush, Jenna Bush has spoken out about her fears surrounding what may occur on her wedding night.
In an interview with Leslie Stahl on the CBS news program 60 Minutes on April 27, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia explained his stance in favor of torture.
The Road to Hell, the US Justice Department says, is paved with terrorist prevention. Letters released this week from the US Justice Department advise that if the motive is the prevention of terrorism, any and all means are Justice Dept justified.
The CIA has announced that Cerberus, the guard dog at the organization's archives unit in Langley, Virginia who ate the videos of terror suspect interrogations, has been punished and "will probably not destroy any more really important recor...
A respecticled high level government source who has ordered that he remains anonymous puts forward this absolute truth.
Washinton, DC (AP) - In a monumental signing statement today, President Bush authorized the use of thumbscrews during "enhanced interrogations" by CIA and other US agents.
Washington Toast - Unable to answer whether water boarding is torture, the chairman of the Senate Judiciary committee invited the newly nominated Attorney General, Mr. Mukasey, to spend a few hours on a water board to help pluck a simple "yes&qu...
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