Rumsfeld Blames Exposure to Bush Family as Cause of his Tolerance of Torture Syndrome

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Friday, 12 December 2008

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Rumsfeld now undergoes root canal as his penance and relaxation technique

Former First US Grand Inquisitor, Donald Rumsfeld has confessed to his involvement in approving and encouraging the use of torture on POW's. Like many shameless criminals, Rummie has hired a team of psychiatrist to say thst he suffers from TOT, Tolerance of Torture Syndrome.

Like PTSD and sexual abuse, psychologists believe that some people who have been exposed to torturous treatment will then visit that mistreatment on others. When asked what was the trauma that set Rumsfeld's syndrome in motion, Dr Makin Scuses explained:

"Donald Rumsfeld in an effort to give lifelong service to his country unwittingly exposed himself to three terms of Bush Presidencies. McCain was in the Hanoi Hilton for a much shorter time a look at what a loon he became.Imagine four years of Papa Bush's whining patrician laments! Then after only an eight year respite, almost two terms with President Rove and his evil henchmen Cheney, Wolfowitz, feith and court jester and pretender to the throne, W... Tell me who wouldn't want to turn to torture!?"

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