Erutrot is definatey not torture.

Funny story written by Bill Ding

Wednesday, 12 December 2007

A respecticled high level government source who has ordered that he remains anonymous puts forward this absolute truth.

However way you look at it Erutrot is definatey not torture. I never publicly ordered the torture of anybody and have, if you are in any doubt, invented a totally new word. No body can stop our psychos now. I watch the live webcams and chat online. I am the judge , the jury and your President and no-one can stop me. I'll be knocking on your door next.


Shub
Your President in Perpetuity,
P.S. and when I am the Emporer


you will all be on your knees.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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