The Road to Hell, the US Justice Department says, is paved with terrorist prevention. Letters released this week from the US Justice Department advise that if the motive is the prevention of terrorism, any and all means are Justice Dept justified.
The iron maiden, a spiked upright coffin of sorts, the Chinese water torture and the Holy Inquisition Water boarding simulated drowning are all fair game if the goal of the inhumanity, humiliation and depravity is the prevention of terror attacks:
" Terror is the only justifiable reason for terror!" explained US Justice Department adviser, Cardinal Torrquemada, "Why do you think Bush and the Pope had so much to talk about. They were comparing notes. As Secretary of the Office of the Holy Inquisition, the former Cardinal Ratzinger specialized in torture. Bush was seeking confirmation that his methods were the most effective means to rule."
Torrquemada revealed that even Grand Inquisitor Ratzinger learned something from Skull and Bones Initiation Chairman W.
