Amid the continuing uproar over unvetted perverts and pedophiles being authorized to run their hands under the shorts of innocent citizens in the US, another outrageous violation was reported when a rogue agent posted pictures on line of the Man with...
With the advent (no pun intended) of the new full-body scanning technology being used by worldwide airports, the Pope has asked makers of the devices to set aside several hundred for purchase by the Vatican. Using the excuse that one can never be...
Early statistics are in from several U.S. airports engaged in selected manual pat downs, and there was a surprising trend in singling out younger women who tend to be relatively "healthy" above the waist. Officials held back on any comment until the...
CHICAGO - Talk show host Oprah Winfrey was literally fit to be tied as she found herself smack dab in the middle of the TSA "Pat Down" controversy. Winfrey had gone to Chicago's O'Hare Airport to take a flight to Chattanooga, Tennessee, where she...
Washington DC - At a Washington press conference today Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano announced a alteration in TSA policies calculated to alleviate air travelers airport screening concerns. "We here at the Department of Homela...
It was bound to happen sooner or later, as at least one hundred airport security body scans have made their way online. They began with the heading: We Have Blocked Facials, But Here Are The Best Of The Rest! At least 100 of those scanned in Flor...
MILWAUKEE - Wendell Milkwater, executive director of Milwaukee's Beer Suds International Airport reported that he put out an Internet notice to hire three individuals to be trained to work as 'pat down' security agents. He said that he was amazed...
In a move to help quell the uproar over airport full-body scanners, Department of Homeland Security chief Janet Napolitano put in a personal call to the Man of Steel asking for help. The growing backlash from both passengers and pilots prompted an...
LOS ANGELES - Actress Kirstie Alley was at L.A.'s LAX Airport going through security when she refused the full body scan. She was immediately told that she would then have to submit to the new security 'pat down.' Alley, who tips the scales at 409...
For those world-weary air travelers that have had to settle for having their crotch swept by the latex-covered back of the hand by some anonymous Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agent, rejoice: Now the TSA can work over your scumsack wit...
LONDON, England - An enterprising former airport security worker has hatched a plan to take some of the very best photos he captured of various co-workers and travelers coming through the newly installed full-body scanners at Heathrow Airport and off...
LOS ANGELES - British celebrity Russell Brand and his girlfriend Katy Perry were making their way through LAX Airport when Brand was stopped by airport security. The officer, identified as Darby P. Nixhauser, III, told Brand that according to his...
CORSICA - Airport police at Corsica's Zorba The Greek International Airport reported finding seven pounds of Viagra pills that American socialite and do nothing rich girl Paris Hilton had stuffed inside her bikini taco (vagina). The airport's two...
The 06:30 New York to London flight finally landed at Heathrow Airport this evening after a delay of three days. Passengers cheered as they walked off the plane, some of them kissing the tarmac. A number of passengers had to be carried off and wer...
Atlanta, GA - Howard Shemple, a traveling salesman for a large biomedical supply firm, has logged roughly 200,000 miles already this year on his frequent flyer card. This means he can fly anywhere in the world he wants for free at least a couple time...
MIAMI, FL. -- A female TSA supervisor has been suspended without pay for misusing the recently installed airport body scanner. Sources say the as yet unnamed supervisor digitally photographed most of her male employees with its new high-tech security...
Dr Who alias Mr Smith that is Matt Smith was stopped at Heathrow airport yesterday for trying to take a sonic screw driver through security. Smith was trying to take a flight to Belfast when he was stopped by security people who thought the Doctors s...
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