At the Winter Olympics in Vancouver in Canada there have been a number of complaints from athletes regarding their accommodation for example athletes from Iceland have complained that their central heating has broken down and they are freezing and be...
VANCOUVER - One of the best members of the Australian ice hockey team Joshua Brismantle has been sent back home to Perth, Australia. It seems that Brismantle was somehow able to sneak his pet kangaroo Hoppity Hop, onto the plane in Melbourne, Aust...
VANCOUVER - The coach of the French Olympic team, Beauregard St. Suzette is highly upset because it appears that someone has stolen all of France's white flags. St. Suzette called the director of Le Ooh La La Airport in Paris, Claude Claudette, an...
Controversy at the Winter Olympics in Vancouver. The Irish bobsled team has been disqualified after they completed a practice run on a sofa. Team coach Stig O'Treacy from Athleague said "We don't have much ice back home so the fellas have been tr...
Officials at the Winter Olympics have hired Homer Simpson alias Mr Plough to move snow about during the next few weeks as it will save them having to pay anybody a wage or a contract fee. An agreement has been made between Winter Olympic officials...
Former Olympic Ice Skater Tonya Harding has announced that she is upset others are offering knee whacking services to all of the 2012 Olympic athletes in Vancouver, Canada. "Tonya Harding Knee-Cap 'Em Services" is in no way connected to her, she clai...
VANCOUVER, Canada - Lady Gaga was in Vancouver on the fifth stop of her 2010 Damn It's Colder Than A Mutha F'er Canadian Tour when she was asked about her latest song. Gaggy, as her drummer calls her, said that a few weeks ago she had gone into th...
The Winter Olympics got under way in Vancouver in Canada today despite scaremongering tactics from the Global Warming Cult who predict that in the future there will not be any Winter Olympics. Events in the Winter Olympics will include Ice Hockey,...
With the latest unrest around the world and more radical nations having access to nuclear weapons, people are slowly getting it through their heads that this coming winter could be their last. "All it takes is for one nuclear blast to a major city...
On 4th February 1984 British ice skating duo Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean won the ice dance gold medal at the Winter Olympics in Sarajevo. Exactly twenty five years later Jayne was spotted hiding behind dark sunglasses in the bar at the Imp...
The 1924 Finnish Bobsleigh team who mysteriously disappeared following their Gold Medal winning run have finally been located after being missing for an incredible 84 years. An archaeology team led by Heinrich Slapp III, Great Grandson of team lea...
TV funnyman and chat show host Steve Coogan is set to play the lead role of anti-hero Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards in a movie of the talentless British ski-jumping nonentity's 'hardly-worth-telli...
Thirty-six nations are currently arming themselves and preparing for battle as a result of the 2002 Winter Olympic Games in Salt Lake City, Utah. The Olympics, which are technically supposed to promote world harmony, caused nothing but scandal and...
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