VANCOUVER - The coach of the French Olympic team, Beauregard St. Suzette is highly upset because it appears that someone has stolen all of France's white flags.
St. Suzette called the director of Le Ooh La La Airport in Paris, Claude Claudette, and was told that they have looked all over the airport and have not seen the white flags anywhere.
Mr. Claudette did point out that one of the airport janitors said that he thinks that he saw a very short man who appeared to be a North Korean pick up a long package that he thinks may have contained the white flags.
When the janitor was asked what made him think that the package contained the white flags he replied, because he clearly heard the North Korean individual say to himself in broken English, "Oh look, a package of white flags."
French police are presently asking the citizens of Paris to please call them immediately if they see a very short North Korean man walking around with a long package.
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