Written by Antonio Caldera

Wednesday, 4 February 2009

On 4th February 1984 British ice skating duo Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean won the ice dance gold medal at the Winter Olympics in Sarajevo.

Exactly twenty five years later Jayne was spotted hiding behind dark sunglasses in the bar at the Imperial Hotel in Sarajevo. But instead of celebrating she was seen drowning her sorrows with a large vodka and tonic. She glowered at the barman when he asked if she would like it with ice.

In sharp contrast Chris 'The Smoothie' Dean was photographed partying with the judges and contestants from Dancing On Ice on board a luxury private yacht off Ibiza.

Guests included Craig Revel-Horwood and Todd Carty who were later seen leaving for an exclusive nightclub with a trio of Russian beauties.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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