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Funny story: The Fan Who Threw The Hot Dog At Tiger Woods Has Been Charged With Assault With A 'Relished Weenie'

The Fan Who Threw The Hot Dog At Tiger Woods Has Been Charged With Assault With A 'Relished Weenie'

SAN MARTIN, California - The directors of The Frys.com Open Golf Tournament have expressed regret at the recent hot dog tossing incident which was directed at Tiger Woods. A spokesperson for the golf tournament Hoyt "Vermouth" Vermeisterson stated...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Pitches Rolex in Average-Guy Campaign

Tiger Woods Pitches Rolex in Average-Guy Campaign

Inking his first endorsement deal since his wife's golf-club-upside-the-head incident two years ago, Tiger Woods will stump for Rolex Watches in a new advertising campaign targeted at working class men. The magazine ads already under production, W...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods searches for new caddie with good assets

Tiger Woods searches for new caddie with good assets

AKRON, Ohio--Tiger Woods has fueled yet another media firestorm, and this time it centers on his firing of longtime caddie Steve Williams. The question on all golf-minded minds: whom will Tiger choose to replace Williams? Although some believe Tig...

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Funny story: Say G'night Mate! Scott and Williams Put Tiger's Lights Out by 18 Strokes!

Say G'night Mate! Scott and Williams Put Tiger's Lights Out by 18 Strokes!

Adam Scott the affable Aussie and New Zealand caddie Stevie Williams put "paid" to Tiger Woods' come back hopes as the dynamic duo blew away the field in Akron, Ohio with a 4 stroke victory that was never in doubt! A confidant Scott, appearin...

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Funny story: "I've Got a Brand New Bag!" Caddy Williams Carries Scott to 6 Shot Lead over Tiger in Debut!

"I've Got a Brand New Bag!" Caddy Williams Carries Scott to 6 Shot Lead over Tiger in Debut!

Australian golfer Adam Scott, teamed with former Tiger Woods caddie New Zealander Stevie Williams, set a new course record for the opening round at Firestone Country Club leaving Woods in the dust! Williams, who caddied for Woods during his 6 vict...

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Funny story: Carlos Irwin Estevez Has Sent Resume to Tiger Woods Applying For Job of Caddy

Carlos Irwin Estevez Has Sent Resume to Tiger Woods Applying For Job of Caddy

Tiger Woods is caddyless and is advertising for a new caddy. This morning amongst the pile of resumes he received was a fifteen page resume from someone named Carlos Irwin Estevez. Not recognizing the name Tiger was about to put the resume on the...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods to Carry His Own Bag

Tiger Woods to Carry His Own Bag

Bored with golf Tiger Woods has turned the sport into a soap opera. In the latest installment of 'Breaking Wind: The Tiger Woods Story' Tiger Woods has fired his long time caddy New Zealander Steve Williams. Helping Tiger Woods to victory in 13 of hi...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods and Caddy Now Embroiled in Rights to "Little Black Book!"

Tiger Woods and Caddy Now Embroiled in Rights to "Little Black Book!"

No sooner had Tiger Woods cut his 12 year association with his New Zealand based caddy, Stevie Williams, than an important legal issue arose over caddies' rights to their 'little black book', the bible that lists yardages on every course, and restric...

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Funny story: Elin Nordegren Shocks Her New Billionaire Boyfriend By Telling Him He Will Not Get Past 'Third Base'

Elin Nordegren Shocks Her New Billionaire Boyfriend By Telling Him He Will Not Get Past 'Third Base'

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Sweden's richest woman Elin Nordegren who came about her $342 million from her divorce settlement from Tiger Woods aka "Dick With Feet" has laid down the ground rules to her new boyfriend one of Sweden's richest bachelor's James "...

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Funny story: Desperate Tiger Woods on Craigslist Seeks New Caddy: 'Ability to Tote My Bags & Wash My Balls a Plus!"

Desperate Tiger Woods on Craigslist Seeks New Caddy: 'Ability to Tote My Bags & Wash My Balls a Plus!"

Tiger Woods announced today he had severed a 12 year relationship with New Zealand Caddy Stevie Williams who had been with him for 72 Tournament wins including 13 majors! The injured Woods, nursing a sore joint after 4 knee operations, the loss of...

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Funny story: FORE! Elin Nordegren Tees off On New Boy Toy After Finding Out He Did Rachel TOO!

FORE! Elin Nordegren Tees off On New Boy Toy After Finding Out He Did Rachel TOO!

Reports are coming out of Orlando, Florida that Tiger Wood's former wife, Swedish Sex Siren Elin Nordegren, 36, is once again part of a threesome, and not on the links at Arnold Palmer's Bay Hill's prestige course! Soon after tabloids reported th...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods To Partner Ryan Giggs In Pro-Celeb Golf Tournament Sponsored By Bluepill

Tiger Woods To Partner Ryan Giggs In Pro-Celeb Golf Tournament Sponsored By Bluepill

Bluepill, sponsors of the Annual Sawgrass Pro-Celeb golf tournament announced today that Tiger Woods will be partnered by Welsh soccer star Ryan Giggs. The announcement came as something of a surprise to insiders, who were convinced that Tiger Woo...

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Funny story: Life-sized toy Tiger Woods 'menaces' Hampshire

Life-sized toy Tiger Woods 'menaces' Hampshire

Hedge End, Hants - Early reports indicated the beast had been seen 'lying near some Bushes' beside a smashed-up SUV. Luckily police choppers tracked it down amid a breakout of local mass hysteria about a 'club-wielding Elin Nordegren lookalike' pr...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Chooses the Tiger Woods Gambit

Schwarzenegger Chooses the Tiger Woods Gambit

Following heated and continuous press coverage over his "love child" news and Maria Shriver's adamant statements opposed to any reconciliation, Arnold Schwarzenegger will be disappearing from the public eye for a while in a clear, Tiger Woods - post...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Tweets: "I Can't get It Up and Down Anymore!"

Tiger Woods Tweets: "I Can't get It Up and Down Anymore!"

The golf world was in shock today as the latest Tweet from Tiger Woods seems to indicate his days as the World's most feared golfer are over! Tweeting from his River to Ocean palatial compound in South Florida, a morose Tiger admitted his skills...

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Funny story: New Injury to Tiger Woods May End Career Leading to Early Retirement at Stud Farm!

New Injury to Tiger Woods May End Career Leading to Early Retirement at Stud Farm!

With ailing love machine Tiger Woods forced to withdraw from last weekend's TPC Sawgrass golf Championship with his 4th injury to a fragile fetlock, syndicate owners are now considering putting him out to stud earlier than predicted in order to r...

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Funny story: 'Curse of the Tiger Woods SUV' as Kentucky Derby runner-up jockey Michael Baze found dead

'Curse of the Tiger Woods SUV' as Kentucky Derby runner-up jockey Michael Baze found dead

Louisville, Kentucky - Conspiracy nuts said today the jockey's 2010 model was a dead ringer for Tiger Woods' own SUV that triggered the Elin Nordegren Night Clubbing rumpus. The 24 year-old rider was found on Tuesday, slumped behind the wheel of h...

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