FORE! Elin Nordegren Tees off On New Boy Toy After Finding Out He Did Rachel TOO!

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Wednesday, 20 July 2011


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Reports are coming out of Orlando, Florida that Tiger Wood's former wife, Swedish Sex Siren Elin Nordegren, 36, is once again part of a threesome, and not on the links at Arnold Palmer's Bay Hill's prestige course!

Soon after tabloids reported that the lithe, blonde, Swedish former wife of Golf's Smoothest Swinger had found herself a new man in the persona of Jamie Dingman, son of a Billionaire and former beau of Sweden's Princess Madeline and Bridget Moynahan, Tom Brady's first baby mama, it was revealed that Dingman (no pun intended) had also spend time tuning up his putter with Rachel Uchitel, the babe with the boobs that started the fall of the house of Tiger with revelations about their lurid relationship!

Friends say the Ding-Man had a torrid hookup with Uchitel at the same time her relationship heated up with The Tiger, but then fizzled when she decided to bank on Tiger, reportedly for a $10M payoff when he learned she was about to go pubic with the inside and very intimate details.

Since the Tale of the Tiger , Rachel went on to get her Private Dick License ( I am not making this up) in California, but soon after returned to NY and her newly bought pent house apartment filled with Tiger memorabilia including a Polaroid of one of his autographed balls used in a memorable hole in one, reportedly in Las Vegas.

Just recently, with her investigation business on the rocks, especially after the Tabloid Turmoils in Britain, Rachel has decided to sue her former lawyer for 'bad advice', since she is said to have had to refund Tiger's rather large investment over a confidentiality clause.

"He's just like any other male hedge fund day they deposit a load in your account but when they're tired of you they just withdraw it and leave you holding the bag" said a dismayed Uchitel in a candid interview with Piers Morgan.

Elin, who reportedly scored over $100M from her divorce from Tiger, is said to have flown back to Sweden in a rage.

The Swedish tabloid Aftonbladet is now reporting the rumour she may go back to a normal life rekindling her childhood romance with herring factory worker Erik Swenson, 37, who has now moved up to the pickling department and is said 'to be still carrying a torch' for his first love.

Orlando police are still waiting to question Bing-Man over a 911 call from Elin's phone, as soon as he recovers from a car accident when his Saab hit a tree after he was allegedly chased out of Elin's lavish country club home with a Taylor Made R-11 driver with a 9.5 degree loft.

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