Bluepill, sponsors of the Annual Sawgrass Pro-Celeb golf tournament announced today that Tiger Woods will be partnered by Welsh soccer star Ryan Giggs.
The announcement came as something of a surprise to insiders, who were convinced that Tiger Woods would be accompanied by New York Congressman Anthony Weiner.
But it seems the sponsors had a last minute change of heart, and elected to partner Tiger with the Welsh soccer player and alleged serial adulterer.
A Bluepill spokesman said that people in the United States were sick and tired of hearing about Congressman Weiner, and tired of reading the same rehashed weiner jokes ad nauseum on internet 'satire' sites.
It is thought that Giggs, under intense scrutiny following the super injunction fiasco and an eight year clandestine affair with his younger brother's wife, will bring a more international flavour to proceedings at Sawgrass, as he is considered to be a true sexual predator, and not just some guy who tweeted a picture of his cock to a couple of women.
Although at this point, it cannot be ascertained with any accuracy whether or not Giggs' wife tried to cave his skull in with a nine iron when her husband's rampant promiscuity was publicly exposed in the English Houses Of Parliament.
Both Ryan Giggs and Tiger Woods are reported to be extremely enthusiastic about the project, which raises funds for a sexual addiction charity, although they drew the line at taking part in a threesome for the Back Door Picture Company.
More as we get it.
