Life-sized toy Tiger Woods 'menaces' Hampshire

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Sunday, 22 May 2011

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Hedge End, Hants - Early reports indicated the beast had been seen 'lying near some Bushes' beside a smashed-up SUV.

Luckily police choppers tracked it down amid a breakout of local mass hysteria about a 'club-wielding Elin Nordegren lookalike' prowling the hedgerows.

The stuffed impostor was then airlifted aboard before an exhaustive forensic examination finally confirmed it a hoax.

"For a few tense hours it was touch and go," Hedge End Cricket Club chair Sir Monty Cockpit told reporters, "with the local Parish Council bracing itself for a rash of Florida hookers.

"Lord only knows the consequences if it had been real."

Hampshire Search & Rescue has now launched a probe as a mounting police furor condemned the prank.

"Someone sure made a fool of the cops," local golf course sources commented.

"Wanna see a pic of some nesting blue tits?"

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