The completely re-arranged Heidi Montag has been hysterically tweeting for a new plastic surgeon following the death of her celeb-surgeon Frank Ryan. Heidi tweeted friends that "He was the most amazing person I have ever known. He was an angel."...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The divorce that many had been expecting has arrived. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, who starred in the hit series The Hills, have decided to part ways. Montag will journey into the world of plastic and Pratt will most likely wa...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Montag, the ex-Playboy model, went in for her weekly checkup and the results of her tests all showed signs of plastic. Her physician, Dr. Martin Titusquarts, is of course not surprised as he is responsible for putting about...
An embarrassed Kim Kardashian was in tears last week due to a major malfunction of one of the silicone butt pads she was wearing. She reportedly was so embarrassed by the occurrence that she has scheduled emergency plastic surgery to have butt implan...
Health officials in Newark, NJ were aghast today after reports from area hospitals confirmed at least six (6) women were suffering serious infections in their derrieres after being 'pumped up' by moonlighting government caulkers paid to 'cut drafts a...
YUMA, Arizona - Meghan McCain speaking to the annual convention of The Young Republican Teens of America (13-15) stated that there are two things that she has recently observed about men. The first is that men can be watching four different footba...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Ex-Playboy Playmate Heidi Montag has just been named the winner of the title of America's Number One Plastic Playmate. The yearly title is bestowed on the celebrity female who has had the most plastic surgery done on her body and/...
Heidi Montag, the illustrious Blond Bombshell from Monsanto, is now burbling forth Mark McGwire style and revealing to the public that she is "just another bubble head experiment gone wild for mad plastic surgeons". Heidi covered some of the myria...
Still managing to garner a portion of the daily entertainment news cycle with weekly attempts to one-up themselves on the previous week's pabulum, Heidi Montag is in the news again because she might be "addicted to plastic surgery". The mere state...
Never-Land Ranch- Yesterday for the first time the family and physicians of the late pop icon Micheal Jackson came out with a somber message for fans of Michael and fans of plastic surgery. It was revealed that the true cause of death wa...
Top Secret Mattel Headquarters: It was announced earlier today that Michael Jackson's former plastic surgeon will be running a 'Buy One, Get One Free' breast enhancement special in honor of the very first Natonal Breast Appreciation Day. Dr. Steve...
Back in the plastic surgery gossip scene again, Miley Cyrus is raising a few brows after being spotted unusually busty and beautiful at the MileyMania's 2009. With breast implants almost being a prerequisite in Hollywood, Cyrus giving into the tr...
Baltimore MD: The Baltimore City Council has tried on several occasions to either completely ban the use of plastic supermarket bags or to charge a user fee of 25 cents per bag. There have been complaints about bags floating in the Inner Harbor (...
OTTAWA, Canada - One of the most famous breast models in Canada, Quintessa Saginaw, 29, has sued her plastic surgeon Dr. Pierre Takabuki. Ms. Saginaw says that she went in for a simple breast augmentation and when she came out of the operating roo...
Hilary Duff, 21, has announced that she's going to have a breast augmentation. "I just feel I need this to fit in with the other celebrities that have done it," says Duff, "it would make me feel better about myself..." YIKES! She says she's g...
Borey Manilow's series of concerts at London's White Elephant Arena have been cancelled after only one night, because on his opening night, the star started to melt under the lights. The promoter of the show, Con Bookingfee, explained that as Barr...
A crack team of research scientists at MIT have made a great breakthrough in the world of artificial noses. They designed some artificial noses which could even smell, but something went wrong. They could smell all right - they smelled bad! The sc...
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