The completely re-arranged Heidi Montag has been hysterically tweeting for a new plastic surgeon following the death of her celeb-surgeon Frank Ryan.
Heidi tweeted friends that "He was the most amazing person I have ever known. He was an angel."
The much mutilated Heidi who was to undergo further mutilation is totally cut up (pun intended) over the loss of Ryan.
"Surgeon to the stars" Ryan was well know for his other famous mutilations including the waxy, ran-into-a-brick-wall caricature of Kiss rock band's front man Gene Simmons and his equally gargoyle-faced partner Shannon Tweed.
Other celebrities who sported Ryan's trademark Joker smile included Motley Crue singer Vince Neil and actor Lorenzo Lamas.
Heidi has started a support club for all her fellow manikins to help them get through this traumatic period of surgery withdrawal.
Fellow "mutilee" Joan Rivers immediately went on the "Scalping Channel" to peddle her signatory Joan Rivers You-do-it Self mutilation kit.
