A crack team of research scientists at MIT have made a great breakthrough in the world of artificial noses.
They designed some artificial noses which could even smell, but something went wrong. They could smell all right - they smelled bad! The scientists have fixed that. It just took a little bleach during the final wash. Now they smell good.
This is all to aid the millions of post-plastic-surgery-Americans with OPS syndrome (Obsessive Plastic Surgery syndrome) who are all running around looking like someone stuck a gob of Silly Putty® on their face.
MIT Senior Scientist: "We're extremely confidant! ... Who's got Michael Jackson's phone number? Joan Rivers?"