Hilary Duff announced that she's having plastic surgery - just to fit in!

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Tuesday, 17 February 2009

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Hilary Duff, 21, has announced that she's going to have a breast augmentation.

"I just feel I need this to fit in with the other celebrities that have done it," says Duff, "it would make me feel better about myself..." YIKES!

She says she's going to have it next Friday. What do her parents think about it?

"I'm not sure," says her mom, "she wants it, soooo".

Hilary's sister, Haylie, had no comment. A rep for Duff says that "she's excited and nervous. but, she's happy that she's going to do it."

Well, let's see what happens with Hilary when the operations done. Hope she looks better than she does now, right?

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