US President Barack Obama is to request an extra $500b in funding and send up to 120,000 troops to help secure the US-Mexico border, US officials say. The National Guard troops would be sent until the US can recruit and train additional officers...
In a press conference this morning, Homeland Security Czar, Janet Napolitano said that the virtual wall and fence put in place by the Bush Administration is a complete and utter failure and has not stopped drugs and illegals from entering the USA.
Tijuana, Mexico - U.S. boarder patrol agents are armed with a new weapon to stop illegal crossing into the United Sates of America from Mexico: butterfly nets. With those nets in hand, boarder agents stand ready not only to stop illegal immigrants, b...
Live - as it happens - Reports are flooding in that millions of Mexicans fleeing the swine flu pandemic are massing at the US border and apparently planning a mass breakout into the US. US Border Patrols are said to be alarmed by the sheer weight...
"Jesus was an alien!" - How many times have you heard it said? Well, this time, at least, the story seems to have had an element of truth in it for once. Border guards at the US immigration and entry point were involved in a cat-and-mouse chase t...
EAST LOS ANGELES, California - Comedian George Lopez has just been named by President-elect Barack Obama to be the new United States Border Patrol Director. Lopez will head up a government organization which is comprised of 16,000 border patrol ag…
New Mexico, USA - The US military today tested a new cruise missile across the New Mexican desert.
Michael Chertoff, Secretary of Homeland Security announced on Monday that his department will invoke some extraordinary powers granted by the U. S. Congress in the legislation authorizing and mandating the construction of a fence along the border bet...
San Pablo, Texas (IPP) - American members of the anti-immigration group known as the Minutemen stumbled onto a tunnel from Mexico to the USA the other day along the Mexican-American border.
A man was discovered today in a nearby shopping mall trapped on an escalator trying to make it to the next level. Jorge Gonzales says that he has been climbing those stairs on the escalator for 37 years and still hasn't made it to the top.
In a surprising announcement Saturday in the local gathering tent, Jose Consuella of Monterey, Mexico announced his intention to start up Mexico's first border crossing school.
(Washington) - The U.S. announced today that, instead of a fence across its southern border with Mexico, it will install a moat.
Harlingen, Texas - The rule, requiring Mexican nationals truck drivers to speak English for highway safety reasons, has been on the books since 1971 and then expanded in 1994 with the passage of NAFTA. However, only now it will be enforced after dela...
Southeastern Mexico (Scientific UnAmerican) - The influx of undocumented Mexicans to the US is actually vacuum-dragging other illegal immigrants into Mexico.
Cape Canaveral, Florida, (IP) - A weather satellite launched by intoxicated technicians has been unable to detect a border line between Mexico and the United States. Scientists are unsure if this is an artifact of the resolution capabilities of the...
Orange County, California - Local talk radio spin-doctors managed to take a break from insulting their listeners and fan the historical flames of racial, religious, nationalistic, and now economic, tension growing between Mexico and the United State...
C.N.N. Immigration expert Lou Dobbs was injured last night when he slipped on a Re Fried Bean twisting his ankle in the Process/...
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