Minuteman Militia Extends Mexican Tunnel to USA

Funny story written by drugtestallpoliticians

Sunday, 2 March 2008

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A diehard Mexican tries to enter America the old fashioned way

San Pablo, Texas (IPP) - American members of the anti-immigration group known as the Minutemen stumbled onto a tunnel from Mexico to the USA the other day along the Mexican-American border.

The tunnel was not in use when it was found and one of the Minutemen came up with an idea to trick the Mexicans who use the tunnel to sneak in and out of the United States.

The minutemen took out their shovels and made a gradual U-Turn in the tunnel so that the Mexicans using the tunnel would enter the tunnel in Mexico and then exit the tunnel back in Mexico instead of the United States.

The minutemen even went as far as to put a few American signs up near the exit to make the Mexicans think they had successfully entered the USA.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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