London - (Sup-Prime Ministerial Mess): MPs of all parties are to stage a mass sit-in outside Parliament next week in a bid to regain the hush money that has been taken away from them in the House of Commons expenses fiasco. A police probe into a...
The Daily Torygraph has published largely Labour Party ministers and MPs' expenses claims, and here are a few questions and answers about the stories: What Has Been Revealed? Nothing that the public didn't already know, which is that MPs are thieves and liars Why Was The Information Secret? If you'd been stealing taxpayers' money to buy things like toilet seats and ballpoint pens, you'...
Famous pickpocket and all-round tea leaf Fagin today replaced Gordon Brown as Prime Minister, and his first Cabinet appointment was to select The Artful Dodger as his Chancellor of the Exchequer. 'Listen, Dodger, me old china', he said, 'you've go...
After recent media hysteria over MPs expenses, it is now the bank bosses' turn to be exposed. The Daily Dredge has released details of all bank chiefs' expenses over the past year. Shockingly it shows a culture of businessmen willing to blatantly...
MP's have come out fighting after being accused of being a bunch of money grubbing, corrupt, expense abusing, lying, thieving, fornicating, depraved, degenerate, hypocritical, perverted, evil bastards. In spite of concrete evidence which proves th...
In the UK the MPs' expenses scandal has claimed its first victims swiftly followed by accusations aimed at US President Barack Obama. Yesterday, it became clear that Obama had claimed an allowance for a second home in Blair Athol, Scotland along...
In a major shock today, one Labour MP was forced to resign after admitting that he hadn't fiddled his expenses claims. The MP for Sunderland North by North-West, Sir Reginald Lea-Perrins, said: 'I admit I simply couldn't go on, having to face up t...
A new political party was founded today ahead of the European and local elections. Headed by Sir John Bourne, former first class traveller (with wife, care of the taxpayer), the "Expense Party" is unusual in as much as it has no manifesto, doesn't...
Following the scandalous revelations about MP's expenses, it now appears that many less-than-honourable members are foresaking the sanitised, transparent walls of the Palace of Westminister for the warmer, and certainly more lucrative, climes of Stra...
The Conservative party was thrown into turmoil today when it was revealed that famed former Tory leader Harold Macmillan was the first person to advocate milking the public purse. Parliamentary correspondent Ben Downing-Street revealed that the fa...
The House of Commons was gripped by a new row today as an MP tried to claim expenses on his repaid expenses. Details are sketchy at present but it seems that the MP in question had used a little used loophole known as miscellaneous expenses. Po...
The husband of Home Secretary, Jacquie Smith is continuing his long standing,some would say tedious, pursuit of a cure for his addiction to watching porn at the taxpayers expense. This time he has sought solace in the joy of music, in particular,...
London - (Corrupt Bastards Mess): Despotic dictatorships around the world have hit back at widespread press comparison to UK MPs' sordid moat-raking, patio heater-infested expenses scams. A Non-Aligned Crack Barons Association source said today th...
Reading manager Steve Coppell has resigned from his post, after it emerged that controversial details of his expenses claims are to be published by a newspaper. Coppell, 53, announced his decision to reporters after his side lost 2-0 to Burnley in...
Prime Minister Gordon Brown will this morning announce that he'll be making a charitable donation with the millions of pounds reclaimed back from MP's wrongly claimed expenses. Mr.Brown said that he'd discussed it in length with David Milliband an...
Tory tyrant Little David Cameron has faced down the Parliamentary Goliath of corruption: "Face my ball sack you twits and give back ever haypenny ya stole from the good hard workin people of John Bull's Island!" Cameron exposed the lies and thie...
Opposition leader David Cameron, shaking with rage at some of his colleague's expenses claims, has vowed to "kick their heads in" if they fail to repay the claims. The Eton educated millionaire, who claimed £680 for a big stick to jab a jammed juv...
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