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Funny story: Rock Veterans Procol Harum Insist That Beyonce's Hair Isn't Natural

Rock Veterans Procol Harum Insist That Beyonce's Hair Isn't Natural

Nobody really seems to have a clue what this is all about, but, an as yet undisclosed website has been gobbing off with words to the effect that Beyonce - who put thousands of music fans to sleep as she closed Glastonbury last weekend, doesn't appear...

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Funny story: Coldplay's Chris Martin Booked Beyonce For Glastonbury, Gwyneth furious!

Coldplay's Chris Martin Booked Beyonce For Glastonbury, Gwyneth furious!

Coldplay frontman Chris Martin is hiding down the pub since incurring the wrath of her indoors. Apparently the lovely Gwyneth, no honest, she is lovely, it's not her fault that she was named after a sheep, anyhoo, the lovely Gwyneth is in one hec...

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Funny story: Beyonce, Taylor Swift and Bieber Successfully Bankrupt Music Industry at Billboard Music Awards

Beyonce, Taylor Swift and Bieber Successfully Bankrupt Music Industry at Billboard Music Awards

Yes Virginia, there is another music awards show and it isn't the Grammys, the MTV Music awards, the CMA's, the Juno Awards, or even the Nickelodeon Music Awards. In a last ditch effort to revive the struggling music industry, The Billboard Music Aw...

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Funny story: Beyonce To Film PSA For Colon Health

Beyonce To Film PSA For Colon Health

Bethesda, Maryland - The owner of one of the most famous booties in the world will be filming a Public Service Announcement on behalf of the Colo-Rectal Surgeons of America. Because her PSA may not be available in your area, in the interests of public health, we are printing it as follows: "Hey. Beyonce here. Ya'll know my booty is the most bubblelicious in the world and I wanna keep i...

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Funny story: Headless Horseman to Appear in Cola Commercial

Headless Horseman to Appear in Cola Commercial

From the small town of Sleepy Hollow, a new star is emerging. Coco-Cola has agreed to star the Headless Horseman in a new commercial that will also star Beyoncé. "After 200 years of no acting and working through numerous-talent agents, I believe...

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Funny story: An "Erotically Bare Skinned" Lady Gaga Caught Soaking Up Some Sun Rays In Honolulu, Hawaii

An "Erotically Bare Skinned" Lady Gaga Caught Soaking Up Some Sun Rays In Honolulu, Hawaii

HONOLULU, Hawaii - The infamous singer known as Lady Gaga was photographed on the beautiful Honolulu beach while sunbathing totally naked. It has not really been a very good year for Lady Gaga. She recently took quite a fall as she fell off her pi...

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Funny story: The Lady Gaga - Beyonce Feud Continues To Heat Up!

The Lady Gaga - Beyonce Feud Continues To Heat Up!

LOS ANGELES - The infamous Lady Gaga-Beyonce Feud which started several weeks ago shows no signs of letting up. The feud between the two divas started when each one made fun of the other one's name. The name-calling soon escalated into more seriou...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Caught Surfing "In The Buff" Down At Cabo San Lucas

Lady Gaga Caught Surfing "In The Buff" Down At Cabo San Lucas

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Lady Gaga flew down to Mexico to get away from the maddening crowd of El Lay as well as to ease her mind regarding her recent highly publicized feud with Beyonce and the lawsuit filed against her by The Lady Gaga Day Care Cen...

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Funny story: The Lady Gaga-Beyonce Feud Has Erupted Like A Hormone-Crazed Volcano

The Lady Gaga-Beyonce Feud Has Erupted Like A Hormone-Crazed Volcano

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The latest feud to come on the scene involves two very popular songstresses. The two women involved include Lady Gaga and Beyonce. And by all accounts it appears that 29-year-old Beyonce fired off the first salvo when she told USA...

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Funny story: Beyonce Rear Is Model For Brit Girls!

Beyonce Rear Is Model For Brit Girls!

Beyonce's "ripe tomato" backside is the most popular shape with British women according to a survey. Supermarket chain Asda cast their eyes over 18,000 Brit lasses and have divided their bots into vegetable categories: big round tomatoes, lumpy po...

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Funny story: Jay Z's has more than 99 problems

Jay Z's has more than 99 problems

Cocksure rap star and Oasis offender Jay Z has reportedly broken down after news that his 99 problems have now expanded to 101. Famed for stating 'A bitch ain't one' of his problems the rapper, real name Shawn Carter is reportedly running scared a...

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Funny story: Beyonce's Having A Baby!

Beyonce's Having A Baby!

Breaking news - if reports are to be believed, Beyonce, of 'Single Ladies' fame is apparently expecting a delivery by the stork and eagerly anticipating the patter of tiny feet. The singer, and husband Jay-Z are said to be delighted by the news, b...

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Funny story: Police called to Big Brother House: Dave Vaughan accused of inciting Rachael hatred

Police called to Big Brother House: Dave Vaughan accused of inciting Rachael hatred

Yes, it's Big Brother 11, and Beyoncé-wannabe Rachael White is the first housemate to be evicted. However, the dismissal is controversial, and today the Police were called in to investigate the role of another contestant, Dave Vaughn, in the evictio...

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Funny story: The Kayne West Car Crash In Hawaii

The Kayne West Car Crash In Hawaii

After a fruitless search for the owner of a totaled Porsche Panamera in Hawaii, police there have now discovered that the owner is the singer, Kayne West. "It was found in a parking garage where someone had failed to make a turn and smashed it up...

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Funny story: Katy Perry, Beyonce, Peaches Geldof and Others Rockin' and Rollin' at L.A.'s Coachella Music Festival

Katy Perry, Beyonce, Peaches Geldof and Others Rockin' and Rollin' at L.A.'s Coachella Music Festival

LOS ANGELES - The weather was great. The food was good. And the young starlets and singers were prancin', dancin', and romancin' all over the effen place. Beyonce and her man Jay-Z were on stage singing and acting like they literally owned the pla...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga and Beyonce Both Deny Reports That Gaga Used A Stunt Double For Her Crotch Closeup In Her New Video "Telephone"

Lady Gaga and Beyonce Both Deny Reports That Gaga Used A Stunt Double For Her Crotch Closeup In Her New Video "Telephone"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Lady Gaga's latest video for her song "Telephone" was shot at The Abbott and Costello Men's Prison located just outside of Ventura, California. The nine minute video also stars Beyonce as Lady Gaga's BFF. Fox News reported that La...

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Funny story: Beyonce's New Perfume "Eau du Hi-Ho" Is Now Available Everywhere

Beyonce's New Perfume "Eau du Hi-Ho" Is Now Available Everywhere

HOLLYWOOD - Beyonce Knowles, singer, songwriter, model, actress, and dancer can now add another name to her long line of titles. Ms. Knowles has now entered into the perfume business. Beyonce was approached by the French perfume company, La Fragra...

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