Written by Skoob1999

Wednesday, 20 October 2010

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Breaking news - if reports are to be believed, Beyonce, of 'Single Ladies' fame is apparently expecting a delivery by the stork and eagerly anticipating the patter of tiny feet.

The singer, and husband Jay-Z are said to be delighted by the news, but also a little shocked, as they hadn't made plans or anything. It appears Beyonce initially thought that she must have eaten some bad bread, or that Jay-Z had inadvertently kicked her in the back one night in bed.

Anxious males around the globe received the news with mixed feelings, many were pleased for the couple but others expressed concerns about the singer getting her voluptuous figure back after giving birth.

One fan, Simon Sou'wester of Westward Ho! told us:

"It be great news this. But I am praying that when her's had this sprog like, that her bum and her boobies don't go all saggy like what the wife's done went an' did. Put me roight off that did. Let's 'ope Beyonce gets it orl back ship shape an' Bristol fashion, so to speak."

Here at Skoob Entertainment News we would like to offer our congratulations and best wishes to the happy couple.

More as we get it.

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