Headless Horseman to Appear in Cola Commercial

Funny story written by Alexf505

Monday, 25 April 2011

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A picture of the crew setting up the set.

From the small town of Sleepy Hollow, a new star is emerging. Coco-Cola has agreed to star the Headless Horseman in a new commercial that will also star Beyoncé.

"After 200 years of no acting and working through numerous-talent agents, I believe that he should get at least one commercial." stated Chris Staffer who is the current-talent agent of the Headless Horseman. "After all, he could be great." Chris continued.

The only complications that Coco-Cola is having is that since he is headless, it would be difficult to get a shot of him drinking the product.

Stephen Vert, the director of the commercial, gave this statement: "Yes people are worried that he does not have a head, but we are planning to use a 'prop' head. One thing I want people to remember when they see this commercial is that the head he is wearing is not stolen from a real human being, and is definitely not the head of Juan who is a stage hand that everyone hates to the point where many of them would actually like to see his head chopped off."

There are many Americans who are enthusiastic about the commercial. Sarah Huey, a blogger whose blog gets 30,000 page views a month, but still does not have any twitter followers besides her husband and her two kids, wrote this on her blog: "After hearing the news from one of my twitter followers that the Headless Horseman would be appearing in a Coco-Cola commercial with Beyoncé, I instantly became excited and told all of my friends who believe that he will do a fine job of acting."

The commercial is scheduled to start being filmed next week, and is expected to appear sometime this fall.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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