After a fruitless search for the owner of a totaled Porsche Panamera in Hawaii, police there have now discovered that the owner is the singer, Kayne West.
"It was found in a parking garage where someone had failed to make a turn and smashed it up pretty bad", stated Officer Kelli Laou. "They had to be traveling pretty fast to do that much damage."
His partner stated that he hoped no one was seriously injured.
Finally, they located Kayne West, who told the police that the car was his but was surprised by the crash.
"I was in Hawaii doing a new album but I'm here in San Francisco and have been for the past three days", the police stated. "What's even more puzzling is that Kayne said he hadn't taken his Porsche to Hawaii!"
"He's a hard person to talk to", stated Laou. "Every time I tried to give him a description of the three men -someone has come forth and told us that they saw them in the car earlier -Kayne interrupts and begins talking about a video by Beyonce."
"He needs to Beyonce his ass back out here and take care of this."
Apparently, no one was hurt, but there's going to be a big insurance settlement on a Porsche Panamera.