BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since the bones of Congelese Prime Minister Patrice Lumumba were found in the stomach X-Rays of Kasavuba Kinshasa in 1961 has there been such an intriguing case of disappearing evidence. None other than feminist Camille P...
Thanks to Bernie Sanders, SuperPac has become a source of ire for many democracy-loving Americans. Sanders has been adamant about not accepting money from SuperPac even after the West Coast emcee offered a guest verse on Sanders' next album, J.W.A...
Today, in a local debate against democratic candidate Hillary Clinton, Sanders delivered his plan to have the US break off from the United Nations, and to put 100% of Military funding into invading Cuba, Scandinavia, and China. "We need to conquer th...
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a last minute, face saving development, Democratic National Chairwoman, Debbie "Blabbermouth" Shultz, asked CNN to hermetically seal Hillary Clinton's head in a bubble before her next debate with Bernie Sanders so that she can'...
PLEASE - JUST HOLD THE ELECTION NOW AND GET IT OVER WITH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE! - Did anyone else notice that we ultimately are allowed only two choices? - I turned on the TV and thought it was a beauty pageant until I saw Bernie. - Do I really have to wait until after November before I get my regular TV programming back? - Personally, I want Angela Merkel to run. - Donald...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Taking a cue from Milo Minderbinder, a character in Joseph Heller's most successful novel, Catch-22, Bernie Sanders announced today that he will fund his controversial free college education plan by taxing the scholarships awarded...
Things got out of hand when Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders debated in front of the Black Rights Now activist group yesterday. Both claimed to have past records that proved they could relate to minority interests, despite being Caucasian. "I...
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a stunning upset that has set the world of pollsters and clairvoyants into hexagonal delusions and declining respect for their craft, Hillary Clinton, once again, scored a victory in Nevada by stitching together an unholy allia...
In recent dazzling investigative work, Spoof reporting is able to finally bring out the contents of Hillary Clinton's controversial speeches to Goldman Sachs. These speeches occurred as part of her early campaign to win the Democratic nomination f...
A super PAC associated with the Hillary Clinton campaign is reportedly going to release a television commercial beginning in South Carolina that suggests Bernie Sanders and Colonel Sanders, the semi fictional Kentucky Fried Chicken founder, are relat...
A recent study conducted by PEW Research Center in Washington, D.C was made available to the public this past Monday. The aims of the study were to further understand the common political beliefs among the American public today. The think tank's thre...
Hillary Clinton announced she's picking Joe Biden as her Vice President running mate. Naturally, Bernie Sanders is shouting foul, as he defended her on her emails and using the bathroom during the last debate. "Thanks, but you're not getting the...
Burlington, VT - Today, Sen. Bernie Sanders unveiled his plan to allow the United States of America to be annexed by Russia should he become President. "It would not cost us one penny" said Sanders, "and what would we gain? Free healthcare, fre...
As is well known in science hot air rises, but it also accumulates interiorly as a nation responds to candidates in the US 2016 presidential election. The sensation of this election season has been the way two mavericks have taken center stage in...
MONTPELIER, VT - Today, Democrat Presidential candidate, Senator Bernie Sanders proposed a maximum wage of $16 per hour. In addition, Senator Sanders supports a minimum wage of $15 per hour. "Establishing a maximum wage of $16 and raising the m...
MANCHESTER, NH--Sitting in council with her advisers in preparation for her debate with Bernie Sanders, Imperial Commander Clinton dismissed any claims that Sanders' campaign posed a threat to her own, declaring that the Clinton Machine was "medi...
A coalition of mainstream news (MSM) corporations has stepped forward to announce that the 2016 candidates for the presidency are already clear, and it's time to move on. The candidates are Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders, and the election can pro...
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