Dear Dick, As a die-hard Republican conservative and Haliburton supporter, - "What's good for Haliburton in Iraq is good for America!", - it's distressing to learn that the Administration's "staying the course" now apparently means adopting a 180-degree shift in policy from "going it alone" ("To hell with world opinon!") toward &quo...
At a $2,000 a plate fundraiser in Miami Florida earlier today, President Bush pointed to what he said are very specific signs that America is finally adding new jobs at a meaningful pace.
Washington, D.C. - C.I.A. Director George Tenet told the commission investigating the Sept. 11, 2001 terror attacks that it will take 5 years for the Office of Homeland Security to put every person in America under surveillance.
April 8,2004 Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, in an effort to take America's mind off the carnage that is currently being wrought in Iraq...
Britain has cut all ties with Europe and is now floating off across the Atlantic in the direction of America.
Bob-ism is the newest religion to take the world by storm. It was started by the UPA, the United Perverts of America, a Catholic-girl group that hated theology classes in High School. Their motto was, "A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste," which is only a few words different than the Catholic Church's motto, "A dirty mind is a terrible thing."...
Like 1,063 similar suits filed since January, the Recording Industry Association of America employed the "John Doe" litigation method because the names of the infringers accused of illegally distributing copyrighted sound recordings on peer...
Los Angeles- American Supergroup Van Halen has announced plans to tour North America and the Middle East after a long hibernation since 1998. The question that has been bugging everyone as to who their new lead singer shall be has been answered: O...
It became evident that the United States of America was very serious about its attempts to take over Canada and, presumably, the rest of the world. When the French Prime Minister authorized the launch of twenty-six nuclear warheads against the United...
WASHINGTON D.C. --- During a scheduled phone conversation between George Bush, the president of the United States of America, and Paul Martin, the Prime Minister of Canada, Bush argued with Martin about the American military presence in Iraq. Accordi...
Somewhere in California, Former child star and security guard, Gary Coleman has announced today that he will run for the presidency this year.
GREENVILLE, Mississippi (FP) -- Democratic presidential hopeful John F. Kerry made a startling announcement yesterday. What he is proposing not only defies the laws of logic, but would also defy the laws of physics as well.
"We knew it was bad when the kids told us they knew their 'ABG's'," senior analyst Paul Wellmark of the Institute For Minor Education said, Tuesday.
The deadly dog, cat and mouse game with the Taliban and Al Qaeda in America has literally hit home in America.
A new reform has been anounced to change from driving on the right side of the road to the left side of the road.
Ongoing tensions between the United States and the Russian Federation escalated today when President George Bush made the claim that the Earth's Moon seemingly belonged to him.
The spread of air flu accelerated yesterday across North America as Canada and Alaska announced outbreaks, bringing to 100 the death toll so far encountered in this deadly disease.
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