I can exclusively reveal the details of Susan Boyle's much-anticipated second album. Talking exclusively, the chief executive of SipCo Recording Discs, Simon Cowpat, told me "I can reveal that Susan Boyle's second album will be entitled 'Susan Boyle...
Kool and the Gang have announced that they are to play a special one off gig in Moscow. The venue is to be the voluminous knickers of Volga Olga, possibly the largest Babooshka in town. Kool (Robert Bell) said "We really only like playing venues t...
In an astonishing act of good taste, a Susan Boyle fanatic has been strangled by his own red scarf. Californian Dr. Bobbino de Ponytail, 14, said: "I couldn't believe it. I was in the middle of banning yet another innocent member of my alleged fan...
ABERDEEN, South Dakota - Taylor Swift, who has just about won every country music award there is to win except for the 'life time achievement' award, performed before a sellout crowd of 19,000 at Aberdeen's Icicles A-Plenty Arena. The arena's heat...
Helping to launch a charity concert event at the Brooklyn Academy of Music, the Plastic Ono Band performed a single set of their not-so-greatest hits to open the show, while an open stage door apparently allowed every alley cat in a 3 block radius to...
In order to cash in on their Brit Award winning album, 'Lungs' Florence And The Machine are to bring forward the release of their eagerly awaited new album, which execs hope to have hitting the streets by next Monday. Inside sources tell us that t...
A Wierd Al Yankovic like parody of the song "Hey There, Delilah" has soared into the top forty and jumped to the number six spot in it's first week of release. Music experts say that "Hey There, Vagina" will probably grab the top position in the Top...
'Self-Publicists Make Your Ears Hurt', the song recorded to help feeble B-list faded pop stars to publicise themselves to help the tragedy that is their careers, today went straight to Number One after its organiser Simon Lithpfool went round to his...
Taylor Swift, American Grammy award-winning singer and songwriter, Academy of Country Music Award winner and lots of other awards to her credit too, has been visited by the ghost of country music legend, Hank Williams who died on New Year's Eve of 19...
Tonight's Brit Awards, to be broadcast live from Earls Court promise all kinds of surprises, as they have in the past, with Jarvis Cocker showing Michael Jackson his arse as a prime example, although that is unlikely to happen again, on account of Ja...
Local pianist, Dick Turpin, 23, has been charged with playing a musical note whilst sitting at his piano - that was under the octave of consent. The note in question was Am. As we all know, the words 'pianist' and 'Am' should never, ever appea...
NASHVILLE, Tennessee- Blues singer John Mayer took the opportunity to clear the air by apologizing on stage at his Nashville concert. Mayer expressed his regret for a remark he made in a recent Playboy Magazine interview about something he said w...
The massive hype around "the Haiti Charity Single" reaching No. 1, staying there for months and earning millions for Haitian earthquake victims has been put on ice due to several altercations between the stars performing and it's producer, Simon Cowe...
Legendary grungemeister Kurt Cobain's estate may have to cough up MILLIONS if a judge judges that Washington State's most famous export Nirvana has RIPPED OFF a traditional Spokane Indian battle song. Nirvana fans - typically drawn from disaffecte...
Pit-bull faced Politician, Ann Widdecombe has been doing the rounds today on just about every bloody news channel barking on about MPs expenses again. Better make sure you keep the receipts for the three Starbuck lattes you had Ann - plus the Caj...
RIYADH, Saudi Arabia - In the land of mosques, Islam, Ramadan, two-humped camels, and the Abajad numeral 786, has now emerged a national phenomenon. Four young Muslim individuals have joined to form the world's first Muslim rap band. The four, all...
HOLLYWOOD - The 2010 Grammy Awards were held at The Staples Center, which is home to the World Champion Los Angeles Lakers. It seems that each year rap music grows to include more and more categories. And this growth has caused the Grammy Associat...
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