Kool and the Gang To Play Moscow

Funny story written by Earl Grey

Wednesday, 24 February 2010

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Kool and the Gang have announced that they are to play a special one off gig in Moscow. The venue is to be the voluminous knickers of Volga Olga, possibly the largest Babooshka in town.

Kool (Robert Bell) said "We really only like playing venues that like a good funk. Olga assures us that she does, although I think that there might be an interpretation issue."

Whether or not the band really will get down on it and celebrate remains to be seen. This is not the first gig to be performed in Volga Olga's knickers. She has had the Band of the Coldstream Guards in there on more than one occasion.

Show promoter Jag Ed One said "I'm so excited. If I can tear myself away from my copy of War and Peace long enough I'm sure it will be a great gig."

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