On the first anniversary of one of the decade's leading news stories, top reporter Dick Dirtbox and a couple of his drinking cronies held a press conference to announce the latest developments in the continuing saga of the man with the world's larges...
If you have ever wondered how long it would take before someone came out with a way to let you enjoy the smell of things you see on your TV screen, wonder no longer. A new company in Mount Pheasant, Nebraska has now made this a reality. A new tech...
Starting off as a mechanic, Stevie 'Frosty' Ross of Retford, Nottinghamshire never though he'd be super-rich, but after making a decision that Dragons Dens would be proud, Ross is set to become wealthier than the Sultan of Brunei. "I were sitting...
New York- The World Health Organization (WHO) announced they would be making deep cuts in circumcision programs in Africa due to budget concerns. "Due to falling budgets related to the economic crisis, our funding for male circumcision as part of...
New York City, New York - In an outcome that left technicians and staffers on the set revolted, popular TV chef Rachael Ray left an unsightly trail of Gorgonzola cheese and Arugula leaves splattered all over her kitchen floor as she dashed madly towa...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today expressed his outrage at having to shell out £1227.91 for a big eff off 50" plasma screen TV from Comet. Shuttlecock argued that it wouldn't make his beloved Manchester United play any better, and would only ser...
Los Angeles, California - Along Pacific Coast Highway No. 1, past the pier at Venice Beach, past the seaside condos of Santa Monica, nestled in the hills northwest of the city proper, sits Meredith Baxter, former television mom and now fully fledged...
Setting themselves apart from the product lines typically featured on cable television infomercials, "Featured on TV" stores will be opening around U.S. shopping malls this week in an attempt to capitalize on the impulse buying habits of the holiday...
A new presenter has been unveiled to host 'You've Been Framed'. Lucifer Morningstar, ageless, has been selected to introduce the home video snippet show on ITV. Former presenter Harry Hill is leaving the show to concentrate on actually becoming fu...
Global sausage manufacturer 'Balls Sausages' lost their battle with the TV regulator today regarding complaints raised about an advert shown in July. 35 people complained about the advert which depicted a normal family of four sitting down to dinn...
It seems like a new show "Fat Prudes Eating Foods" has hit a home run as it drew top ratings for it's time slot on it's first two appearances. "We're really hot with this one", stated Producer Banana Downspout. "How can you miss with food and fat...
With 'I'm A Non Celebrity..' and 'Strictly' and the host of other celebrity challenge shows gracing our TV screens nightly, many thought the genre had been well and truly exhausted. But oh no. There's another on it's way. 'Celebrity Dancing On Mic...
A seriously shifty looking bloke in a flat cap who claims to have something to do with "The One Show" has revealed that 'his mates' Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley are not on holiday but moonlighting for the middle-eastern Al Jazeera network.
Hollywood announced a new mid-season replacement series that will begin showing on television in January. It is another series based loosely on the famous Laura Ingalls Wilder books. This new show will be based on a non-traditional, politically cor...
BEFORE HIS ENTRY into politics, Alan Johnson was the country's best-known Bill Haley lookalike. Once be-quiffed and with a guitar slung round his neck, the 19 year old Johnson went by the name of Sweet Ally-Jo, The Rocker Billy Ho. Now aged 59...
Broadcasters of popular spoof TV comedy ghost hunter programme, Least Haunted, hit back, today, at public criticism of the show's immensely talented and articulate, yeah, right, main presenter, Yvonne Batting's decision to show her breasts on British...
Foul language is being used so frequently in everyday speech, that a third of us will hear a swear word every five minutes, claims childless, Roman Catholic spinster of this parish and sometime novelist The Rt. Hon. Ann Widdecombe. Ms Widdecombe...
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