Starting off as a mechanic, Stevie 'Frosty' Ross of Retford, Nottinghamshire never though he'd be super-rich, but after making a decision that Dragons Dens would be proud, Ross is set to become wealthier than the Sultan of Brunei.
"I were sitting at home with me missus and I had a brain wave", explained the overweight, unwashed and grubby Vauxhall Corsa specialist.
"It were snowing shitloads, and I figured that If I were able to own the idea of snow, I could become minted", he added while eating some freshly extracting earwax.
It is believed that Frosty's plans may fail, and he would needed top prove outright that he either invented snow, or was the first to notice snow.
Previous plans of Frosty have included buying the rights for air, getting a trademark registered under his name for water, and enhancing a £500 1.2 Corsa with £500 worth of body kit, and £500 worth of stereo to create a $1500 pile of chavvy shite.
