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Funny story: "The Beer Summit Four" To Film A Beer Commercial

"The Beer Summit Four" To Film A Beer Commercial

NEW YORK CITY - President Barack Obama, Vice-President Joe Biden, Professor Henry Louis Gates, and Police Officer James Crowley have all agreed to film a beer commercial for Coors Light Beer. The gentlemen known collectively as "The Beer Summit Fo...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Slips His Bonds Again

Joe Biden Slips His Bonds Again

Dawgcheetistan Central Asia - Vice President Joe Biden has made a sudden and unannounced trip to Kabuum, Dawgcheetistan. Arriving at the local airport in the wee hours of the morning he was met by the local president of the Pub Crawlers as governmen...

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Funny story: DC Shocker! Biden Resigns, Claims He Doesn't Want to Be Known as Lame Dick!

DC Shocker! Biden Resigns, Claims He Doesn't Want to Be Known as Lame Dick!

Washington,DC/ Washington Post/ The Inside News You're Willing to Pay For - In a shocking unprecedented action, Joe Biden announced he was stepping down as President Obama's Vice President, and official "Watch Dog", citing increasing, unrelenting m...

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Funny story: Biden Gets Good Luck

Biden Gets Good Luck

Washington D.C. (FTB newswire) Vice President Joe Biden had an unusual piece of good luck today. The V.P. was pulling weeds in the First Lady's garden when he spotted a strange looking clover. When the VPOTUS looked closer, it was a seven leaf clover...

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Funny story: Biden Reassures Japan About NKorean Bomb! "No Civilized Country Would Use Such A Thing!"

Biden Reassures Japan About NKorean Bomb! "No Civilized Country Would Use Such A Thing!"

In a surprise visit to Japan, Vice President Joe Biden visited the presidential palace as well as the Japanese Diet and made a short speech to the gathered assembly. "We have been hearing that our friends here in Japan are extremely uncomfortable about North Korea developing an atomic bomb." "Let me assure you, one and all, to tell your people that they have nothing to worry about." "Just...

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Funny story: Biden leaves stimulus package at dentist's office

Biden leaves stimulus package at dentist's office

Vice President Joe Biden admitted yesterday that he left the economic stimulus package at his dentist's office when he went in for a routine cleaning. Biden said he was called into the exam room and even brought the package, which he had in a sho...

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Funny story: Even Joe Biden's Roof Leaks, Says C.I.A.

Even Joe Biden's Roof Leaks, Says C.I.A.

WILMINGTON, DE - Vice President Joe Biden's home in Wilmington has been temporarily boarded up by order of the Delaware Department of Health and Safety. When Service Pro Masters' on-call technicians were dispatched to the Sorghum Hill Road residen...

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Funny story: Biden Forced to Admit Stool Sample He Submitted for Exam Belonged to Someone Else!

Biden Forced to Admit Stool Sample He Submitted for Exam Belonged to Someone Else!

Dover, Delaware/ Forensenic Cold Case Files - "When it rains it pours...and then it rains some more and you feel like you're being water boarded as the Truth continues to catch up with you," those were the words uttered by VP Joe Biden as the shit s...

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Funny story: Biden Gives Up Super Secret Fall Out Shelter: Pelosi Frantic With Nowhere to Hide

Biden Gives Up Super Secret Fall Out Shelter: Pelosi Frantic With Nowhere to Hide

Washington,DC/ Center of Toxic Fallout - Vice President, "Say It Ain't So" Joe Biden, only a heart beat away from the Presidency, has done it again, this time leaving House Speaker Nancy Pelosi with nowhere to hide after she opened Pandora's Box on...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Backs Dowd in NY Times Plagarism Flap: "It's a Liberal Thing!"

Joe Biden Backs Dowd in NY Times Plagarism Flap: "It's a Liberal Thing!"

Washington,DC/ CopyKat News - VP Joe "Oh, No" Biden rushed to the aid of beleaguered NY Times Columnist Maureen Down today after she admitted she lifted a few paragraphs from a Blogger for use in her column....without attribution. Biden, who himse...

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Funny story: President Obama Gives Away Joe Biden At Potlatch

President Obama Gives Away Joe Biden At Potlatch

President Obama and Air Force One flew back to Andrews Air Force Base from Seattle with one less person. While in the Pacific Northwest, the new President attended a potlatch ceremony with the Kwakwaka'wakw Indian tribe. A potlatch is a centurie...

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Funny story: Biden's daughter coke snort video 'was really homeopathetic sinus remedy'

Biden's daughter coke snort video 'was really homeopathetic sinus remedy'

Washington AC/DC - (Tootin' Ass Mess): Lawyers for US Vice President Joe Biden's daughter Ashley have issued a terse statement saying an internet coke snort video 'was really a homeopathetic (sic) sinus remedy'. The 27 year old social worker once...

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Funny story: Michelle's Victory Garden Already Paying Off: 3,000 Marijuana Plants Showing Profit!

Michelle's Victory Garden Already Paying Off: 3,000 Marijuana Plants Showing Profit!

Washington,DC/ Rolling Stone Magazine/ Business-Entrepreneur Section - A spokesperson for Michelle Obama said the First Lady was ecstatic that her Victory Garden, planted only last week to combat the higher cost of imported Marijuana from War Torn M...

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Funny story: Americans laden with Obama / Biden.

Americans laden with Obama / Biden.

After a tough 50 days gullible American voters are waking up to the shocking fact they will be burdened with the Obama / Biden 'dream' ticket for some years yet. Obama caused controversy by throwing a lavish '50 days' party at his White House crib...

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Funny story: Stimuli ugggh

Stimuli ugggh

President Obama named his former pastor Jeremiah Wright as head of Indian affairs last week Today Rev Wright met with the Cherokee Tribe in North Carolina. The Reverend began "Now listen here -- the white man is hurting and as we all know that tr...

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Funny story: Governor David Paterson's Selection

Governor David Paterson's Selection

President Barack Obama trusted her judgment enough to put Caroline Kennedy on his team to help select his Vice President. She proved to be an exemplary choice. No drama Obama got no drama, no leaks, no humming, or hints, and out popped Senator Joe Bi...

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Funny story: Secret Service Announces New Code Name for Prez: Cinnamon Stick!

Secret Service Announces New Code Name for Prez: Cinnamon Stick!

Washington,DC/ Security News - In keeping with a new administration and a new President, the Secret Service announced today a list of new code names for the Nation's top lawmakers. There were few surprises. Head Honcho, Barry Hussein Obama, was co...

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