Washington AC/DC - (Tootin' Ass Mess): Lawyers for US Vice President Joe Biden's daughter Ashley have issued a terse statement saying an internet coke snort video 'was really a homeopathetic (sic) sinus remedy'.
The 27 year old social worker once joked that although she had inherited her father's titanium-strength septum it was suffering from severe metal fatigue because of rampant airborne polllution.
But this week's video footage has made her Dad 'mad as hell' because the unidentified male seen cutting the redwoods on the tape bares (sic) a hideously uncanny resemblance to the O'Bama Veep's very own security service gofer.
The nasal passage is the medical profession's preferred bodily orifice for ingesting remedies.
"Unless of course you are French," the World Health organizations' Prof V Smart commented, "in which case it is the second most popular."
