Frosty the Snowman believes that his time is now - What better attack on Gorebal Warming than to run a snowman for office? Frosty, Republicans hope, will offer a fresh new image of what a Republican can bring to the oval office.
The Republicans have taken the lead in the 2008 race for the White House with an announcement by former Tennessee Senator Fred Thomas that he is living with Lymphoma. This means that there are now two Republicans with major diseases compared to the...
Inquiries with officials in the states where Mitt Romney has lived cannot confirm the Republican presidential contender's claim to be a lifelong grunter.
The American people are mystified by the Republican refusal to cooperate with a US troop withdrawal from the Massacre in Iraq. The midterm elections demonstrated to most political observers that the people of the US want to rescue their boys and girl...
Washington DC - It appears that even though most Republicans in the United States Senate have tried to keep the troops dying in Iraq; there now is a risk that a timetable for withdrawal would limit the number of lower class soldiers dying in Iraq. B...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the presidential election campaign gets into full swing, expect Republicans to start rolling out some of their old tried and true proposals to energize the base, things like flag burning bans, gay marriage prohibitions, and En...
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Washington D.C- Whitehouse aides are this morning desperately trying to play down rumours that the President is conducting a secret extramarital affair.
Alaska - A red faced White House was today trying to extricate its self from the latest in a long line of verbal gaffes and scandals, the president's Tourette's has thrust them into.
Senator Barack Obama last night appeared at a hastily arranged photo op at the Washington DC hospital for very sick poor black kids, to furiously deny rumours circulating in the press that for a period sometime in the late nineties he was black.
The normally sedate world of Washington DC politics was today rocked by allegations that the presidential hopeful senator Barack Obama of Illinois was black.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Lawmakers today introduced a radical new bill designed to eliminate the issue of teen pregnancy once and for all. The bill is gaining instant popularity among the city's pundits and, in an uncharacteristic show of bipartisanship, is being embraced by Democrats and Republicans alike.
After nine months of intensive deliberations, a leaked dossier prepared by the bipartisan Iraq Study Group co-chaired by James Baker, a former Secretary of State (Republican) and Lee Hamilton (Democrat), a former U.S. Representative has come to light...
LOS ANGELES (AP)-- Pop princess Britney Spears is taking a break from her messy divorce proceedings by making a public offer to console any Republican member of Congress on a date for their loss of House and Senate control to the Democrats on Novembe...
WASHINGTON (AP) Taking all the political pundits by complete surprise, third party candidates all across the country were swept into office on Tuesday. Democrat and Republican leaders were shocked to learn that neither one of their parties were going...
D.C. -- Just when you thought it was left behind (ignore that pun), now comes a priest from Gozo (can't improve on that) to say that he and Foley played slap and tickle in the Golden Age.
WASHINGTON (AP)-- Christian evangelicals are outraged to discover that the Bush White House team led by Karl Rove exploited their votes to further a hidden Republican political agenda while privately scorning them as "nutbars" or "goof...
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