Republicans will not cap troop deaths.

Funny story written by ErHoff

Wednesday, 28 March 2007

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Washington DC - It appears that even though most Republicans in the United States Senate have tried to keep the troops dying in Iraq; there now is a risk that a timetable for withdrawal would limit the number of lower class soldiers dying in Iraq. Big Dick Cheney said he would make sure the President vetoes the measure.

That's right, the Republicans don't give a damn about the soldiers who were too dumb to know not to severe under a Cheney Bush Crime Syndicate administration. Cheney said: "Some idiots still think that waging illegal and indiscriminate war is for national security." Laura Bush said: "Some are so dumb, they think Saddam or bin Laden were behind our home grown, false flag attacks on 9-11."

"When will the poor Americans turn off the TV, Cell Phones, burn their Holy texts and start traveling, reading and thinking? When will America learn that the majority of terrorists work for the USA and Israel, the two biggest rogue terrorist states on the planet." said Kermit the Frog.

As spineless as many Democrats are, they thought they might try for a August 2008 pull out that would only ensure 1900 more troop casualties, where as the Republicans in the White House said they will not allow capping the deaths by bringing the troops home before the absolute maximum profits can be made for their lobbyist paymasters. In fact the Republican criminals in the White House, Congress and Senate said they will start a new war in Iran, soon whether anyone else likes it or not.

When we asked the President if he was concerned that the United States foreign policy is criminal and alienating the rest of the world, Mr. Bush said: "So, Its not like anyone can do anything about it. I am the decider, I am the F├╝hrer, so sit down and shut up."

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