Frosty the Snowman believes that his time is now - What better attack on Gorebal Warming than to run a snowman for office? Frosty, Republicans hope, will offer a fresh new image of what a Republican can bring to the oval office.
The newest, latest campaign literature explains: "We are as frigid as winter, as pure white as newly fallen snow. We are as male as male can be and we have magic in our old silk hat!"
From within and without of the Missing Lincoln Party, protests against the snowman campaign have been furious and frequent.
Some of the blog commentary seems representative of the opposing side: "Bush and its librarian wife were colder than cold, who needs Frosty!"; "Pure is passe. . . The anti-science shtick and Bush and his Philistines has spent its wad!"; "Male, shmale!"; and "The only magic is Peace!"
