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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Hire New Head Coach

Dallas Cowboys Hire New Head Coach

The question on everyone's lips at the Jerry Jones surprise press conference was who was to be announced as the new head coach of America's team, the NFL Dallas Cowboys. Speculation has been rampant in Dallas and all of Texas about the ident...

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Funny story: Brett Favre From Future Tells Favre Not to Retire

Brett Favre From Future Tells Favre Not to Retire

HATTIESBURG, MS - Green Bay Packers QB Brett Favre announced that Brett Favre from the future appeared before him as he mowed his lawn yesterday and told him to return to the football field in 2007.

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Funny story: Bill Parcells Retires From Coaching Dallas Cowboys

Bill Parcells Retires From Coaching Dallas Cowboys

Head Coach Bill Parcells retired today as coach of the Dallas Cowboys. Parcells was 34-32 with his four seasons leading America's Team and never won a play-off game in this tenure.

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Funny story: NFL Linesmen and Linebackers in Work Stoppage

NFL Linesmen and Linebackers in Work Stoppage

"It's not just about the QB!" was the chant of striking linebackers and linesmen during their demonstration outside the NFL President's office. "We're sick and tired of the camera following the ball", screamed a NFL li...

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Funny story: Florida Gators Use Real Alligators Against Ohio State

Florida Gators Use Real Alligators Against Ohio State

Glendale, Arizona- The University of Florida used real alligators against Ohio State to win the biggest college football game of the year. The toothy reptiles would get a grip on their opponents ankles everytime they tried to run the ball and thus...

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Funny story: NFL Allows Cowboys to Put 24 Men On the Field

NFL Allows Cowboys to Put 24 Men On the Field

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell after seeing Monday's Philadelphia vs Dallas televised debacle finally agreed to "give the boys a little help" by allowing the Cowboys to put TWO complete teams on the field in all future games a...

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Funny story: Former Dallas Cowboy Receives Kidney from Teammate

Former Dallas Cowboy Receives Kidney from Teammate

Ron Springs, former running back for the NFL Dallas Cowboys, needs a kidney transplant to live. That kidney is being donated by former defensive back and teammate, Everson Walls.

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Funny story: Carolina Football's Jehovah Defends Hiring Son Jesus As Offensive Line Coach

Carolina Football's Jehovah Defends Hiring Son Jesus As Offensive Line Coach

CHAPEL HILL, N.C. - The new chief of the University of North Carolina's football program is under fire from team boosters for choosing his own son as offensive line coach.

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Funny story: BCS Bowl Selections Announced

BCS Bowl Selections Announced

The college football championship game and other holiday bowl games are finally set with the announcement of the BCS and other bowl game bids. The bowls will be set as follows:...

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Funny story: Two Appalachian State Players Fight Each Other - Team Heads For Inbred Bowl Next Week

Two Appalachian State Players Fight Each Other - Team Heads For Inbred Bowl Next Week

Several players for the Appalachian State football team showed their true colors yesterday after getting into a fight with each other on the sidelines in the second half of the Montana State game. The game, which marked the I-AA championship playoff...

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Funny story: God Signed To Coach Losing Tarheel Football Team

God Signed To Coach Losing Tarheel Football Team

The University of North Carolina signed none other than God to coach the struggling Tarheels football team. In the gospel of John Bunting, the Tarheels lost nine games this season and played all season long as if they actually had tar on their heels...

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Funny story: Marino throws a pass towards the white house

Marino throws a pass towards the white house

Former NFL quarterback Dan Marino is thinking about running not for a touchdown, but for the presidency of the United States in 2008.

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Funny story: Janet Jackson to Play Super Bowl XLI

Janet Jackson to Play Super Bowl XLI

FOX, in a bold move which will either send their ratings sky-rocketing into the stratosphere or get them slapped with a half billion dollar FCC fine hired Janet Jackson to perform live at next year's Super Bowl half-time show.

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Funny story: Rutgers & Boise State to Meet in Unwanted Bowl

Rutgers & Boise State to Meet in Unwanted Bowl

There are only four undefeated, untied teams in major college football and one will fall this week as #1 Ohio State faces #2 Michigan. The other two programs, however, are like Rodney Dangerfield as they "don't get no respect."...

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Funny story: Stanley Cup Bigger than World Cup, Contends NHL; FIFA Protests

Stanley Cup Bigger than World Cup, Contends NHL; FIFA Protests

EDMONTON, Alberta, Canada -- The National Hockey League, which is apparently unaware that Canada is not part of the United States, or vice versa, today presented indisputable evidence from a study in the making for the last three months show...

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Funny story: Madden NFL 07 Videogame Recalled; Terrell Owens to be Deleted

Madden NFL 07 Videogame Recalled; Terrell Owens to be Deleted

PALO ALTO, Calif. -- Just days after its release, Electronic Arts has announced the recall of all EA SPORTS Madden NFL 07 videogame DVDs and cartridges for all platforms. The recall came after gamers grumbled that no matter what teams or players they...

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Funny story: Terrell Owens' Injury Was "Not Football Related," says HBO's Bryant Gumbel

Terrell Owens' Injury Was "Not Football Related," says HBO's Bryant Gumbel

IRVING, Texas -- Terrell Owens' hamstring injury, which kept him out of full practice for most of the preseason, was not, as previously thought, football related, Bryant Gumbel will report next Tuesday on HBO's "Real Sports."

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