Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 16 January 2007

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Anonymous NFL lineman says :"Football is not just about the ball!".

"It's not just about the QB!" was the chant of striking linebackers and linesmen during their demonstration outside the NFL President's office. "We're sick and tired of the camera following the ball", screamed a NFL linesman who wishes to remain anonymous,"Football is more than just carrying a pigskin down the field. We're bustin'our butts out there and all the announcers talk about is :'1st doown! TD!!!".

When union rep for the new Federation of Quintessential Barriers(FQB),I.L Shoudamoney was asked about labor strategies he seemed to be playing coy:"You just watch and see what happens at the SuperBowl if our members don't start getting some more camera time. Let's just say that there will be some QB ass with lots of green grass stains!".

When Shoudamoney was reminded that a work stoppage of his union members would mean that offense and defense would not be doing their usual jobs he admitted that that detail in their plan still needed some fine tuning.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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