The college football championship game and other holiday bowl games are finally set with the announcement of the BCS and other bowl game bids. The bowls will be set as follows:
In the Disneyland, Hertz Rent-a-car, Knott's Berry Farm, Sea World, Dunkin' Donuts, Janet Jackson never had a uniform malfunction at our game but we've still got hot California girls with great tans and tiny thongs Rose Bowl: USC against Michigan
In the Budweiser (the King of Beers, we've got the Clydesdales and used to have the frogs and spend more on Super Bowl commercials than anyone), Pepsi Cola, MGM/U.A., Tostito's (we're actually owned by Frito Lay and make lots of other potato chips and corn chips too) Fiesta Bowl: Oklahoma against Boise State
In the Jack in the Box, Tidy Bowl, Tupperware Home Parties, Levi's (we still put a little blue jean in everything we make), Adidas (we shoulda thought of that stupid swoosh first because it's just a fat checkmark), Taco Bell, No more Hurricane Katrinas Sugar Bowl:
LSU against Notre Dame
In the McDonalds ("two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun"), Wal-Mart, Home Depot, Dollar Rent-A-Car, Hane's Underwear (Michael Jordan wears 'em!), Busch Gardens, Minute Maid juices, CSI Miami Orange Bowl:
Wake Forest against Louisville
In the national championship game, actually a second Budweiser (the King of Beers, we've got the Clydesdales and used to have the frogs and spend more on Super Bowl commercials than anyone), Pepsi Cola, MGM/U.A., Tostito's (we're actually owned by Frito Lay and make lots of other potato chips and corn chips too) Fiesta Bowl:
Florida against Ohio State
As the other bowl games feature schools from unimportant conferences like the Mountain West and Conference USA, their line ups do not matter to us at the BCS and will not be announced.
