Written by Armandox

Friday, 24 November 2006

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Marino - back in highschool

Former NFL quarterback Dan Marino is thinking about running not for a touchdown, but for the presidency of the United States in 2008.

Fans all over the country and specially Miami have reacted as expected, they love the idea and are willing to vote for him. Here's what some of them had to say:

"I don't know if he's going to be good, but no one can be worse than the current president" - John Morris, banker 42.

"If you think about it he's the best candidate we have had in years, he's great with the kids, a good man, and hey, he was a football player, you can't get more American than that" - Mary Ashmore, housewife, 35

"Dude that's Awesome!" - Jake Henderson, 16, student.

The above statements seem to show that the end zone may be closer to Marino than he thought, but his rivals are no bad players, in fact, he may be intercepted or even sacked by Hillary Clinton And Rudoph Giuliani, two politics hall of famers.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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