OTTAWA - McDonald's Corporation vice-president, Arnold McDonald, announced to the world's press today the appointment of Jean-Baptiste Poquelin (dit Molière) as the new chief executive of the fast-food chain, and with it the forthcoming overha...
San Francisco, CA- According to the latest study by UCSF researchers, eating food in unhealthy. The study followed 200 men and women of...
Aging fast-food spokesman Ronald McDonald was arrested early this morning on his Midland, Texas, farm amidst sensational allegations...
Silicon Valley - It's been one year since Apple launched its iTunes music download service, and by all measures it has been a success. That's not enough though for ambitions CEO Steve Jobs who is now extending the service to include food and snacks...
Scientists from the World Health Organisation today claimed that the chemical additives in food is the direct cause of Pregnant man syndrome (PMS).
Have you just opened a letter that looked like it contained a huge cheque, only to find something that looked more like a food hygiene certificate? Yes, yes, yes. You are one of twelve million lucky, lucky people to be specially selected to win a fantastic prize. Cold, hard cash is waiting for you now.
In an aggressive attempt to diversify into new markets, fast food giants McDonald's now allow customers to super-duper-size their order by adding a car or minivan.
The manager of McDonald's has written a new book; his autobiography, How to become the Manager of a Fast Food Chain in 20 Easy Years.
The 'McDonald's' fast food chain now faces being unable to keep up with competition, as the new 'McHenry's' chain opens.
In a shock announcement today, GM food manufacturers said that they had successfully applied to copyright the word "food". "Food©", as it will now be known, will continue to be available, for now, but the spokesman said that no undertakings about th...
After this week's stunning announcement by McDonald's that it would be eliminating the "Super-Size" option from it's menus, analysts wondered if other major fast food chains would follow their lead as they have done in the past.
A young man tried to get really fat by eating McDonald's food. He thought it would work so he wouldn't have to.
McDonalds Corp., Global HQ - Eager to cash in on the low-carb, macrobiotic and other dietary crazes sweeping the fast food marketplace, restaurant giant McDonalds corporation has announced that it will phase out Super sized products and introduce Mi...
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Washington, D.C., U.S.A. - Scientists at the Scientific Test Area for Recent Vegetable Eating (S.T.A.R.V.E.) have confirmed that the vegetarian movement may be causing a significant shift in the natural order of our food chain.
Global fast food giant McDonalds has thrown convicted cannibal Armin Meiwes a lifeline by promising him a job when he gets out of prison.
Tony Blair, the self-appointed President of Great Britain, shocked Civil Rights groups last night when he announced radical legislation to solve the problem of obesity.
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