McDonald's fast food chain faces new competition

Funny story written by CWMIV

Saturday, 13 March 2004

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McDonald's remains in fierce rivalry with the new fast-food chain

The 'McDonald's' fast food chain now faces being unable to keep up with competition, as the new 'McHenry's' chain opens.

The new fast-food chain promotes every kind of burger there is, right up to the exclusives 'Quadruple Ultimate Whopper', 'Dungeness Crab in a Burger' and 'Vegeterian Mini-Burgers'.

Previous McDonald's customers are all flooding to McHenry's, and it is widely regarded that even an empty McHenry's bun is better than McDonald's highest-quality burger.

McDonald's are still not backing out, however, and are introducing new gimmicks all the while.

The manager of McDonald's claims that their new 'Superburgers' are grilled on a computer-powered oven to roast them to perfection.

There is also a rumour circulating that he is sending a giant advert for McDonald's out into space, and that he is also purchasing an island for the creation of 'McDonald's Island'.

Only time will tell.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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