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Funny story: President Obama's "Health Care" Program To Be Extended To Include Kenya

President Obama's "Health Care" Program To Be Extended To Include Kenya

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he, in the interest of re-establishing harmonious relations with the entire continent of Africa after Alaska's former governor Sarah Palin succeeded in offending as many as 96 percent of the inhabita...

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Funny story: Will President Obama Announce His Resignation at News Conference This Week?

Will President Obama Announce His Resignation at News Conference This Week?

After much discussion with political friends and with his own family many believe that President Barack Hussein Obama may announce his resignation during a speech he will make this week. "It's about time", stated freshman Senator Rand Paul. "He sh...

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Funny story: VP Biden: Egypt Just Small Hump in the Road to Eventual Word Peace!

VP Biden: Egypt Just Small Hump in the Road to Eventual Word Peace!

VP Joe Biden, struggling to over come his pronouncement just a few days ago that "Mubarak is not a Dictator" tried to downplay the US's sudden divorce from Egypt's strongman, an ally for over 30 years. "What I meant was," said Biden as he faced...

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Funny story: GM Mandates Total Recall; Stops Production of Volt After Reports of Hundreds Frozen to Death in Snowbound Cars With Dead Batteries!

GM Mandates Total Recall; Stops Production of Volt After Reports of Hundreds Frozen to Death in Snowbound Cars With Dead Batteries!

There was a slight glitch in the President Obama's commitment to electric cars touted in his recent State of the Union address, as reports are coming in that hundreds of Hybrid car owners have been found frozen to death in massive traffic tie ups fr...

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Funny story: China's Hu causes White House dog chaos

China's Hu causes White House dog chaos

In chaotic scenes today, Chinese premier Hu Jintao accidentally let President Obama and Vice President Joe Biden's dogs out on to the White House lawn. As the dogs escaped from the White House reception, it emerged that Obama had asked Michelle Obama and his daughters to call the Chinese delegation names. The diplomatic chaos was caught on tape and The Spoof has got hold of a transcript.

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Funny story: Death Panel Will Save Lives In Long Run Says VP Biden

Death Panel Will Save Lives In Long Run Says VP Biden

Reacting to new claims by conservatives that Obama Care will not work unless grandma volunteers to pull the plug on herself prematurely, Vice President Joe Biden said that, "although this is true, it's inherently false that the government is doing th...

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Funny story: Obama Says Afghan Strategy Working: Karzai Opens 12 New Restaurants, Takes Over 3 more Banks and Buys Up BP Oil Interests!

Obama Says Afghan Strategy Working: Karzai Opens 12 New Restaurants, Takes Over 3 more Banks and Buys Up BP Oil Interests!

Cerebrating his first executive success since he was elected, President Obama is sending VP Joe Biden and Trade Envoy Hho Nhu Bill Wen to Afghanistan to help celebrate Harmid Karzai's ever expanding empire of capitalistic enterprises. Karzi, who i...

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Funny story: Obama & Biden Rally UAW Workers over a 'shot and a beer" Summit at Factory recently Evacuated over "Beer Farts!"

Obama & Biden Rally UAW Workers over a 'shot and a beer" Summit at Factory recently Evacuated over "Beer Farts!"

Good old boys Barry Obama and Joe Biden had a good laugh today when they returned to the Michigan Chrysler factory recently shut down over 'Beer Farts" that caused an evacuation due to health concerns. With the the NSNBC cast of Olbermann and Matt...

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Funny story: Biden winks, tells waitress "I'll show you what's too big to fail"

Biden winks, tells waitress "I'll show you what's too big to fail"

ALEXANDRIA, VA - Vice President Joe Biden has once again drawn the ire of political foes and women's groups after he allegedly harassed a Northern Virginia cocktail waitress over the weekend, referring to his genitalia as "too big to fail." The...

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Funny story: Biden Gushes: Barry Wants Me to Run Again! Pelosi: HE LIES!

Biden Gushes: Barry Wants Me to Run Again! Pelosi: HE LIES!

Confusion reigned in Congress today after a euphoric VP Joe Biden gushed on the House floor that President Obama was keeping him on the ticket for 2012, only to be shouted down by an enraged House Speaker Nancy Pelosi who yelled, "He lied....he pro...

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Funny story: Biden to 'Play Hell'

Biden to 'Play Hell'

Perhaps Vice President Joe Biden meant to say, "If we lose, we will PAY Hell," however, it is unclear what he meant when he said on October 9th, "If we lose, we will PLAY Hell." This plays back to a reported recent statement by First Lady Michelle...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton To Replace Joe Biden On Obama Ticket In 2012?

Hillary Clinton To Replace Joe Biden On Obama Ticket In 2012?

The big news out of Washington this morning is that there is much speculation about a Barack Obama/Hillary Clinton ticket for 2012, leaving Joe Biden to sputter as usual. "Many think that Joe Biden's mouth has hurt the President on a dozen occasi...

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Funny story: Scolding Democratic base for acting like it has erectile dysfunction Joe Biden says "stop whining, take some Viagra, get out there, get it up, reload & refire"

Scolding Democratic base for acting like it has erectile dysfunction Joe Biden says "stop whining, take some Viagra, get out there, get it up, reload & refire"

White House attack terrier Joe Biden, who also occasionally doubles as US Vice-President, once again bared his yellowed out fangs at the typically low-energy, I'm-so-outa-here, so-called Democratic base. Attempting to re-energize the flagging Dems...

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Funny story: Biden: Obama Not as 'Clean' as I Thought

Biden: Obama Not as 'Clean' as I Thought

WASHINGTON--Vice President Joe Biden, revisiting one of the most infamous remarks of his short-lived run for the presidency in 2007, says he's having second thoughts about whether Barack Obama is in fact "clean" for a black guy. "I said back then...

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Funny story: Joe Biden On Chicago: "The Windy City is Great, I got a a Blow Job There Once!

Joe Biden On Chicago: "The Windy City is Great, I got a a Blow Job There Once!

VP Joe Biden stepped in it again when he was caught on mike at the White House Press conference where Obama was praising retiring Chicago Mayor Richard Daley, and appointing him as Ambassador to Pakistan. Biden, with eyes glazed over, suddenly cam...

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Funny story: President Obama Considers VP Biden's Newest Iraq Strategy

President Obama Considers VP Biden's Newest Iraq Strategy

Washington DC: President Obama is not optimistic about Iraq's stability when all American troops leave in December 2011. What if Iraq has not yet formed a government, does not have an oil revenue sharing plan and Iraqi's continue to kill each other?...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin to pose nude as "that is the only way to save America". Says she is ready to "hold my body against Obama and O'biden"

Sarah Palin to pose nude as "that is the only way to save America". Says she is ready to "hold my body against Obama and O'biden"

Sarah Palin really loves America. In fact as far as she is concerned nobody loves America more than Sarah. To prove her love for America Sarah is ready to pose nude. Speaking to fellow Tea Baggers in Alaska Sarah screeched: "I'm tellin' ya...

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