Perhaps Vice President Joe Biden meant to say, "If we lose, we will PAY Hell," however, it is unclear what he meant when he said on October 9th, "If we lose, we will PLAY Hell."
This plays back to a reported recent statement by First Lady Michelle Obama, who was reported to say to French First Lady, Carla Bruni, "The White House is Hell."
These two statements have raised concern that the Obama administration is consorting with the master of all evil, Beelzebub, over November election woes.
The official word from the Obama camp is, "No. We have never consorted with the Devil, nor do we intend to."
Insiders around the Hill are not so sure, however.
"There are strange things going on at the White House these days," reported an anonymous White House Secret Service Agent who prefers to be referred to as "Deep Goat."
"Every night, there are red lights flashing in the Lincoln Bedroom, sounds of incantations and the smell of fire and brimstone."
When asked about these alleged occurrences, the White House responded, "Oh, that's nothing. That's just a warm up for a party we're throwing for Sasha and Malia on Halloween night."
'Deep Goat' begs to differ. "I've heard sounds that would make Anton LaVey curl up like a scared kitten."