Earlier today an announcement was made from Lib Dem HQ revealing that the Party is releasing a charity single in aid of the "children of andorra accused of lying and betraying" society. The song is to be a cover of the classic "shaddapa ya face" a...
HOLLYWOOD - A song that was recorded by Miley Cyrus but not included in an album has been leaked to this reporter. The song, entitled "Let's Dance", was planned to appear on Cyrus' 2008 album The Time of Our Lives but was replaced by "Party in the USA". Let's Dance! < accompanied by a thumping disco beat.> Hey, pilot, strapped in the seat, Don't you want to move your feet? Don't...
Armed police and other emergency services were alerted to attend an incident at a television studio in North-West London late on Saturday evening to investigate the multiple slaughter of several songs made famous by an up-and-coming popular beat comb...
LOS ANGELES - It was a tear-filled night at the 38th Annual American Music Awards, or as Snoop Dogg calls them, "Da AMA's fa shizzle ma nizzle goodies y'all." The ceremonies were held at the Nokia Theater, which is named after the California fish...
LAS VEGAS - Romantic soul singer Darvon has announced he will voluntarily comply with an FDA request to stop performing due to serious and sometimes fatal heart rhythm abnormalities in older female members of his audiences. Darvon and the Darvocet...
Punk Rock died this week due to commercialisation, aged just 40 years old. Punk Rock was born in the early 70s, and hung around with various bands in its toddler years, such as the Sex Pistols, The Ramones and various others. As the years went by, Punk Rock was accepted by more people during its teenage years, and was the cause of many heated tensions between the police and its friends. Punk...
NEW YORK, L.A. & LONDON - Music publishers and record labels the world over have decided that producing new music will be futile. Music, which has been around since the early days of humanity, has evolved into new styles, however, with globali...
The United Kingdom Library Association's annual gathering was 'utterly ruined' says their President, Lynnette Nanook, 68. Nanook, who has been President for over 25 years, told us she has never seen such behaviour at a UKLA event in all her days.
BIRMINGHAM - A student sparked a spontaneous debate about whether the band Blink-182 is actually a punk band. The one student was outnumbered by nearly 15 other people who said 'F##k you man, they ain't'. Student A (name has been edited to avoid c...
<city famous for its music>, <country of city> - A new group consisting of pretty, young girls/boys played a sellout tour in Europe/America, opening with their hit single on the Billboard charts. The group, not a BAND, (because bands P...
And now, from the hit 60s TV programme Scooby Doo, Masterchev Entertainment presents: Rooney Roo. Rooney Rooney roo where are you? You've got a whore to do now. Rooney Rooney Roo, where are you? Pay up front and come now. come on Rooney Roo, old Man U needs you to start scoring goals, You don't have injuries that we can see, you're slower than Paul Scholes now. You know you've got a p...
This parody came about after I saw a video on YouTube made by an American chap who was espousing the ethics of America using this same song but with some very different images. Here are the lyrics of the original song for you to sing along with. Far We've been travelling far Without a home But not without a star Free Only want to be free We huddle close Hang on to a dream On t...
I wrote this one a couple of months ago, about the spy Anna Chapman, to the tune of American Pie by Don McLean. A long, long time ago I can still remember how those ruskies used to make me smile But nowadays it's all rhetorical stance, but I knew where I stood in the Russian dance and it maybe, made me happy for a while The cold war finished and it made me shiver There would be no mor...
MADRID - Eva Longoria-Parker, one of the stars of Desperate Housewives, was the host of The MTV Europe Music Awards Show which was held at La Caja Magica (The Magic Box). Eva, who made a record breaking 13 costume changes during the show, stated t...
LONDON, NEW YORK, LOS ANGELES - The big four global music industry players, have decided to plug their gaps in music sales by suing even more people. Revenue has been steady, however, an increase in average internet download speeds, means that man...
You wouldn't think it to look at them, but when gorgeous girl group The Saturdays appear in public, it has taken one of them an enormous amount of brave Work to get there. One of the Missing You girls has to have a dedicated team of psychiatrists...
The music worlds latest find, 'The Teenagers', are set to release their first single this week. A rewrite of the 1980's Joe Dolce hit number 1 'Shaddap You Face' is being released to coincide with the young stars first tour of the UK. 'I'll Sti...
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