Obituaries: Punk Rock

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Tuesday, 16 November 2010


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Punk Rock died this week due to commercialisation, aged just 40 years old.

Punk Rock was born in the early 70s, and hung around with various bands in its toddler years, such as the Sex Pistols, The Ramones and various others.

As the years went by, Punk Rock was accepted by more people during its teenage years, and was the cause of many heated tensions between the police and its friends. Punk Rock soon believed it was immortal.

Punk decided to tone itself down a bit, and settled down in the late 80s and married. In the early 90s he was born a beautiful baby, called Pop-Punk, who shared its name.

Pop-Punk was more friendlier than his father in its youth, and is only just under 20 years old, and has lost its father figure.

Punk Rock, known as Punk to its closer ones, died peacefully.

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