The major news organizations are reporting this morning that the entire staff of the White House was observed fleeing the White house with luggage and belongings after President Trump started tweeting at 3:AM this morning. Later in the day Melania wa...
The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a protest movement started on social media just a few days ago has exploded and tens of thousands of people will be chanting and demonstrating at the Trump inaugural and the Women's march on Washing...
In a contentious press conference today a female reporter from CNN asked President-elect Donald Trump about the report that the Russians had salacious information about him and his visit to Moscow in 2013. The words "golden shower" were in the repor...
Hillary Clinton announced this morning that she will start her campaign to become Mayor of New York City. Her election is virtually guaranteed due to her promise to build a wall surrounding Trump Towers, the home of President-elect Donald Trump. M...
The Associated Press is reporting this morning that sources within the Trump transition team have informed them that Pussy flavored lip balm will be offered at the web site MakeAmericaGreatAgain.grab and a sample pack will be given to every attendee...
In breaking news, the New York Times is reporting this morning that President-elect Donald Trump has scheduled a Giant Pussy Drop on New Years Eve at the Trump Towers. The Times quoting the words of Attorney Joseph Welsh in the Army/McCarthy hearing...
Moose, the Gaseous Hero Dog from North Carolina has been picked by President-elect Donald Trump to be the new White House liaison with Congress. According to the Washington Post, "politicians, the public and the media are all, one more time, "sho...
FAA designates "no fly" airspace above White House...Cuckcoos's nest! President-elect Donald Trump reportedly was furious when informed yesterday that the FAA (Federal Aviation Authority) was designating the "no fly" airspace above the White Hous...
The Associated Press is reporting this morning that President-elect Donald Trump has tweeted out more of his appointments. Once again, the news took the media by surprise. "Not surprising really" stated an editorial in The New York Times, "Not Ambas...
President-elect Donald Trump announced today that in appreciation of Vladimir Putin's help in his election that he will, after his inauguration, give Russia the states of Alaska and Hawaii. "I am throwing in Christie," said Trump, "for shits and gigg...
The North Carolina legislature passed House bill #3 yesterday banning use of walking canes in public! As thousands of senior citizens complained of being instantly house bound,the Governor issued a statement supporting the legislation. It reads in pa...
The Raleigh News and Observer is reporting today that an elderly man in a small town near Raleigh claims he was sexually assaulted while sleeping in a parked car in a shopping center. According to the report the elderly man was sleeping in the pas...
A spokesman for the Trump campaign took the podium at a press conference this morning to announce that Candidate Trump had been diagnosed with Foot in Mouth disease and would suspend his campaign for at least two weeks. The announcement did not...
Television screens, computers and hand held devices of all kinds went suddenly blank for an instant last night. Then.....a bright light shone on all the devices and a strong, but friendly voice filled the screens. Texting fingers posed in mid air, re...
The wire services broke the news this past hour that Donald Trump has suspended his campaign for President! An inside source has informed the New York Times that the offices are closed and that Trump and the entire staff have checked into a little kn...
In a Mayo Clinic study of one hundred elderly pot smokers there was one revelation that surprised and stunned the small staff that conducted the study. The participants in the study were all volunteers, some of whom regularly smoked and a few who jo...
Melanie Trump took the podium amid cheers Monday night and gave this impassioned speech to honor her husband. The crowd roared its approval! Four score and seven years ago Donald's father brought forth Donald and told the world, "I have brought m...
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