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Funny story: Frank Lampard to Juventus, Wayne Rooney to Barcelona, Jose Mourinho to Real Madrid, Steven Gerrard to the moon.

Frank Lampard to Juventus, Wayne Rooney to Barcelona, Jose Mourinho to Real Madrid, Steven Gerrard to the moon.

Rumours are flying today, that a number of English Football's biggest names will soon be plying their trade elsewhere. Several sources are reporting that Frank Lampard, Wayne Rooney and Jose Mourinho will all be involved in big money moves to It...

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Funny story: Discovery of Caves on Mars Leads Scientists to Obvious Conclusion... Martian Bears.

Discovery of Caves on Mars Leads Scientists to Obvious Conclusion... Martian Bears.

Seven 'cave entrances' have been discovered on the surface of Mars by NASA's Odyssey space craft. The caves have excited the Scientific Community, who are very easily excited.

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Funny story: Entertainment Tonight Vows; Anna Nicole Smith Will Never Rest In Peace Until We Find Another Story

Entertainment Tonight Vows; Anna Nicole Smith Will Never Rest In Peace Until We Find Another Story

Despite the fact that she's been dead for some time and that nothing has happened to change this, Anna Nicole Smith, whose tragic story doesn't need to be recapped here, is once again the top story on Entertainment Tonight.

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Funny story: 'Friendly Fire' Killing Unlawful - Not as Friendly as First Thought: They Didn't Even Know Each Other

'Friendly Fire' Killing Unlawful - Not as Friendly as First Thought: They Didn't Even Know Each Other

The hopes of the American Defence Force, some of whom were looking forward to firing indiscriminately at whatever they felt like, have been dealt a severe blow. A coroner has ruled that the killing of Lance Corporal Matty Hull, by a US pilot, was &q...

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Funny story: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses - A Great Day For Torture

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses - A Great Day For Torture

In what has been hailed as 'a great day for torture' Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has confessed to... well... pretty much everything.

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Funny story: Kylie Minogue reveals why sordid time with Donovan will remain between the sheets.

Kylie Minogue reveals why sordid time with Donovan will remain between the sheets.

Jason Donovan, of Kylie and Jason fame, has denied rumours that he is being paid millions to write about his relationship with Kylie Minogue.

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Funny story: Captain Colbert. Stephen Colbert to Replace Steve Rogers as Captain America.

Captain Colbert. Stephen Colbert to Replace Steve Rogers as Captain America.

Cap has fallen. Hard. Who better to pick up the shield, the mantle, the passion, the AMERICA... than Steven Colbert.

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Funny story: Don't Ask, Don't Tell... For God's Sake Don't Comment. Peter Pace Picks a Public Place for Prejudice.

Don't Ask, Don't Tell... For God's Sake Don't Comment. Peter Pace Picks a Public Place for Prejudice.

General Peter Pace, the Joint Chiefs Chief, has labeled homosexuality as immoral.

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Funny story: Attorney General Gonzales blames chief of staff for errors, blames children for broken window in house.

Attorney General Gonzales blames chief of staff for errors, blames children for broken window in house.

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has rejected loud calls for him to resign. Instead, in a classic piece of political nastiness, he has blamed everything on the person under him, his Chief of staff Kyle Sampson.

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Funny story: Britney Spears to World: "Stop Finding Me So Interesting, Go Read Warren Ellis's NEXTWAVE"

Britney Spears to World: "Stop Finding Me So Interesting, Go Read Warren Ellis's NEXTWAVE"

It's happened - Britney Spears has finally come up with an alternative to herself. The damaged girl, who the media and internet seem intent on damaging even more, has asked the people of the world to go and read NEXTWAVE instead of bothering her...

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Funny story: Stallone Not So Sly, Growth Hormone Doesn't Enlarge Brain

Stallone Not So Sly, Growth Hormone Doesn't Enlarge Brain

Sylvester Stallone, The star of too many Rocky movies, has been caught illegally bringing Human Growth Hormone into Australia.

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Funny story: Alex Ferguson Injured, Ruled Out For Season

Alex Ferguson Injured, Ruled Out For Season

In a very rare occurrence in professional sports, Manager Alex Ferguson, is the latest Manchester United man to succumb to injury.

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Funny story: Al Gore Running For President, Aided by Most Googled Names; Britney Spears, Antonella Barba and Paris Hilton.

Al Gore Running For President, Aided by Most Googled Names; Britney Spears, Antonella Barba and Paris Hilton.

Al Gore has today announced he's running for President and, in a horribly misguided attempt for popularity, he has asked some of Google's most searched for names to help him in the election.

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Funny story: Giant Squid Found, Says Mankind Are "The Worst Seekers Ever"

Giant Squid Found, Says Mankind Are "The Worst Seekers Ever"

Most Giant Squid remains have been found in the stomachs of Sperm Whales. This has led some of the stupider Marine Biologists to theorize that the belly of the Sperm Whale is in fact the natural habitat of the Giant Squid. Finally, today, we have p...

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Funny story: Batman Gets All - Star Cast, Katie Holmes Leaves

Batman Gets All - Star Cast, Katie Holmes Leaves

The next Batman movie already promises to be better than the last with the news that Katie Holmes has quit the production.

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Funny story: Barcelona and Real Madrid in Incredible, Amazing, Outstanding Match...Neither Win.

Barcelona and Real Madrid in Incredible, Amazing, Outstanding Match...Neither Win.

In what has been touted as a 'classic' Super Classico, neither Barcelona or Real Madrid have managed to actually win.

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Funny story: Shevchenko Denies Rift, Says He and Mourinho Do Each Other's Hair and Gossip About Girls.

Shevchenko Denies Rift, Says He and Mourinho Do Each Other's Hair and Gossip About Girls.

Rumours of a rift between Chelsea's manager Jose Mourinho and his overpriced, under performing, burden on the rest of the team, striker, Andriy Shevchenko are completely untrue according to Shevchenko.

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