Britney Spears to World: "Stop Finding Me So Interesting, Go Read Warren Ellis's NEXTWAVE"

Funny story written by Tom Taylor

Tuesday, 13 March 2007

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Boom. Bigger than Britney.

It's happened - Britney Spears has finally come up with an alternative to herself. The damaged girl, who the media and internet seem intent on damaging even more, has asked the people of the world to go and read NEXTWAVE instead of bothering her.

Britney argued, "The most exciting thing I've done recently is cut my hair and you can't get enough of me. NEXTWAVE has explosions, giant lizards and people being stabbed with guitars. Surely that's more interesting than a young mother falling apart on international television."

Britney added, "Anyway, it's not like you people can read Captain America anymore, he's dead. Dead like my good image"

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