Washington AC/DC - (Bare Ass Mess): Email transcripts show that beleaguered New York Governor Eliot Spitzer demanded a $80,000 once-in-a-lifetime blowjob from the Emperors Club VIP's top kosher hooker.
New York - (Cheap Ass Mess): Federal agents looking for Eliot Spitzer's favorite hooker have said that 'Kirsten' as she is known is really a gay Queens transvestite contortionist called Horace Bagpus.
The United Sisterhood of High-Priced Hookers(USHPH), named after the sound men make after being relieved of the heavy load of thousands of dollars and a tablespoon of jizz, have gathered their membership in the NYS capital, Albany, NY to protest the...
Eliot Spitzer's woes increased Wednesday morning. Sources revealed that Spitzer has been writing fake stories on TheSpoof.com, a leading satirical website. This latest indiscretion appears to be t...
New York - (Rioters): Attorneys acting for beleaguered Governor of New York Eliot Spitzer say the vice sting outing him as 'Client No 9/11' in the Emperor's Club VIP investigation is part of an illegal White House wiretap run by George W...
Eliot Spitzer fought corruption all the way to the Governor's mansion in Albany, NY. Scourge to Wall Street crooks and liars, the AG Spitzer had the liars laying low and the crooks hiding in every cranny and nook. His reputation for incorruptibil...
London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is the latest victim of a huge international vice sting on the Emperor's Club VIP, a $2,000 per hour hooker club that has already netted New York Governor Eliot Spitzer.
NEW YORK - Some of the hundreds of millions of dollars in litigation penalties paid by major US corporations including Enron, Micron Technology and Samsung likely made its way to prostitutes charging as much as $5500 per hour.
Michael Bloomberg says he's not running for President, yet he continues to maintain a high profile in policy matters. In his latest step, the New York City Mayor is working hard on his Solid Waste Management Plan (SWAMP) for handling garbage.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Gov. Eliot Spitzer will introduce a bill in the coming weeks to legalize same-sex marriage in New York. Having been paid by President George W. Bush so that he and gay lover Prime Minister Tony Blair could have a pl...
Saratoga Race Track, New York---In a one on one interview with "The Racing News" chief bookmaker, Harry The Horse Muddytracks, Eliot Spitzer has elucidated his approach to gambling.
Attica, New York---Eliot Spitzer, the outgoing Attorney General, has begun a whirlwind tour of New York State promising meaningful jobs, free taxes, free benefits, and, of course, Free Willie as he makes an airtight case for himself to become Governo...
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